What a day. I failed my colonoscopy. Prep did not do the job. Only drank 64oz instead of the 128oz. So i have to do it all over again.
Then get home an have a gas line leak. We have our own well an gas so i am the gas man. Had to find the leak an repair. Ended up getting close to where the leak was an just replaced 60 ft of the line. No more gas smell an we have gas at the house again. All good.
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at the Bank, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all:-
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'