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Rusty's thought of the day thread

Caller Murph on line 5...

Hi im mistaken for kelsey grammar often...could i be kelsey grammar???:whistling:(if Murph see's this my wife made me post it )
 

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Keith on line 3...

My son says im a jerk...my wife agrees...my boss agrees...so does all of my friends...are they the Jerks??

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Thanks Erik...

caller on line 8 is Ben...

It's dark and Momma aint home from the Bar.....im 36 and i cant use the microwave til she gets home......can i play with matches???


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Ben on line 3 again...

The stove is Gas and your right....i best just turn it on and wait for Momma to light it correct???

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We have senator Harris on the line...

Rusty what qualifications do you have to answer these calls...congress is concerned???

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we have professor spot on the line...

Rusty hows the Anal medication going??...any side effects???

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Here you two deal with this one. I think there is more to it.




Burlington, Mass.: I have a problem that needs very careful decision. My husband is a hair stylist and I am not happy with my hair color and the way he cuts it. We know a very famous friend/hair stylist close to us and I want to go to him. Do you think it is a mistake or embarrassment for my husband or the other hair stylist if I decide to take the steps? I am very, very dissatisfied with my hair color/cut as it is now. I want a change of style and color and every time I beg him to do something different he just does the same thing or worse. Please understand that I am not putting my husband down or anything just want to look little bit different from how I've looked for so long.
BTW—I never gone to others since we've been married, over 20 years now.
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Dear Galvi and Roosti
 
If your husband is leaving you feeling a bit flat, its reasonable for you to want go elsewhere for a good shag. Of course, in the interest of courtesy to this husband of 20 years, it may not be a good idea to inform him that he is no longer your mane man - rather wait and see how long it takes him to notice the change and then tell him he was so busy with other women's coiffures you didn't want to interrupt.
 
We have Mindy on line 8...

Hi Guys does my Bum look big in this???


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We have Terry on line 4...

Hi my wife left me a to do list but i have misplaced it and stumbled upon Beer....should i phone her and ask what to do???

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Ok another day and we have Roger on line 4...

Hi im a retired steel worker aged 68 and i miss the smell of man sweat and the sight of bulging muscles....what's the best way to replace them missing highlights of my day.


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Good idea Erik...

Ok we have Jake on line 2...

Hi Guy's when was the last time you had a sexual encounter that involved another person....and i do hope it was of the opposite sex???

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Some strange minds on the lines today.:unsure:
 
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