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Rusty's thought of the day thread

We have Joan on line 7....


My husband keeps leaving the Toilet seat up.....is it true you cant teach old dogs new tricks???


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Graham on line 1....

I split from my Girlfriend last week and now she wants all she gave me back....how can i give back a STD???

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we have Paul on line 7....

Hi guys ...i have a Blind Friend and it's his 40th Birthday coming up soon...last year i got him a cheese grater and he said it was the best book he had ever read...how can i top this??

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Galvatron said:
we have Paul on line 7....

Hi guys ...i have a Blind Friend and it's his 40th Birthday coming up soon...last year i got him a cheese grater and he said it was the best book he had ever read...how can i top this??

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:doh: I have the perfect reply, but it is SOOO rated R and not for the open forum....:whistling:
 
Jeff from Canada

Awhile ago i called about my soon to be ex-wife and her boob implants. Well it seems she will give me visitation rights if i pay for her face lift..
i already have $6000 invested in "the girls" should i cut my losses or pay for the lift?? because i really enjoy my "visitations" with the girls..lol
 
BamsBBQ said:
Jeff from Canada

Awhile ago i called about my soon to be ex-wife and her boob implants. Well it seems she will give me visitation rights if i pay for her face lift..
i already have $6000 invested in "the girls" should i cut my losses or pay for the lift?? because i really enjoy my "visitations" with the girls..lol
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Jeff hit a Tittie bar and cut ya losses....as for the face lift go for a paper bag and save ya $$$.
 
we have Terry on line 8...

is it wrong for me to sleep with my aunties thumb in my mouth??

she says she wont tell:ermm:

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mornin folks! last night i located a friend of mine i havent seen in a while. hes in jail for probation violation. he should be out in time to be at my 4th of july blast, tho
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
mornin folks! last night i located a friend of mine i havent seen in a while. hes in jail for probation violation. he should be out in time to be at my 4th of july blast, tho
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Are you saying that even though you been talking a lot to Galvi you haven't seen him in a while??:whistling:
 
thcri said:
Are you saying that even though you been talking a lot to Galvi you haven't seen him in a while??:whistling:
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I only get weekday release from where i am and i only get it on Tuesdays(Wednesday if it's a Bank Holiday Monday)so it aint me as the 4th of July is on a Saturday and only Block c can apply for weekend release but i am trying for a Transfer.

I do hope this clears up any misunderstandings.

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Ok we have Alfie on Line 4....


Choices o choices help me out guy's...should i cut the Red or Blue wire???

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We have Mike on line 5....

Hi...is it possible to use the washing machine to mix some concrete?? my wife says no but im sure i can prove her wrong.

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mike again on line 3....

Whats best for a black eye and where best to get a new cheap washing machine???


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Ok we a caller on line 9...it's Julie from Harrow...

Rusty why are you such a sexist ****.....not getting of late???

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We have Alan on line 5...

Rusty im told i may go blind if i keep ...well you know....doing what i do in the bathroom....i never see that comment coming so is it true??

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Galvatron said:
We have Alan on line 5...

Rusty im told i may go blind if i keep ...well you know....doing what i do in the bathroom....i never see that comment coming so is it true??

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Rusty stepped into the bathroom himself and he can still see... there must not be any truth to it....

Next caller....
 
We have Bert on line 5...

Hi guys...my flat m8 keeps inviting over his big bird and his m8 that eats all the cookies....its making me make mistakes on my counting 1-10 exam...should i make Ernie move out???

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