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Rusty's thought of the day thread

We have Jimbo on line 7...


My son told me to go **** yesterday and the pi** ant **** is getting his ******* bad words from some ****.....could it be from his ass wipe skool...Wa*****???

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I doubt he's at school enough to pick up that kind of language.
Probably the pool hall or bowling alley.

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Dear Forum Members,
It's really getting difficult to get anything out of Rusty these days. All he really wants to do is hang around the water cooler. What should we do, change the brand of water ?
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caller on line 5...Bob from Hitchen...

Yo guys is it right for me to shit in the woods....Bears are protesting??

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Good reply Red thanks for the answer...

Hey Rusty are you drunk?? drugged??? naa just both i bet :yum::yum::yum:
 
watching the Indy 500 here and man thanks to you guy's for laying on such great racing....Respect.....watching on sky sports and the commentary and coverage is very good indeed.:clap:
 
................. hi...... folks..............

ugh ive been trying to get ahold of some people all weekend about a couplec ars im interested in buying, and ive been working on mine, and holy shit i am in so much pain right now. i never even got drunk.
 
You can't be hurting half as bad as I am! Wife has been on a planting kick and the ground is hard as a rock from lack of rain. I run the sprinklers but the wind keeps drying it out faster than I can wet it down. Started mulching today as they are calling for rain finally. What cars are you looking at? Did you work at Ollies over the weekend?
 
well i was hunched over in the trunk of my car for a while with an already bad back cleaning it out, lol, so i really am hurting. ive had this back pain for going on 2 months now, and that didnt help matters. i worked on saturday, but im bakc in again tonight. the first car is an 86 celebrity eurosport in need of a fuel pump for 250$, and the other on is an 88 celebrity coupe for 600$. but neither seller is returning my emails, so i guess i wont be getting either one dammit.
 
im making a shopping list. this 4th of july is gonna be great! gonna put on a gooooood show this year. last years was pretty good, but this year will be better. what can be better than grown men, getting drunk and lighting shit on fire? NOTHIN I SAY!!!





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Rusty Shackleford said:
well i was hunched over in the trunk of my car for a while
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You were suppose to remove all of the alcohol bottles not drink them. :whistling::whistling: But I am sorry about your back. I have a bad one also but my problem is more when I stand at a counter to work like a bench or doing dishes. Locks right up.


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thcri said:
You were suppose to remove all of the alcohol bottles not drink them. :whistling::whistling: But I am sorry about your back. I have a bad one also but my problem is more when I stand at a counter to work like a bench or doing dishes. Locks right up.


murph
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yeah, thats what mine does. it sucks, lol.
 
Ok Rusty is running late with his Hormone Replacement therapist but should be here soon....

We have a caller on line 4 lets see if anyone can help out til Rusty arrives...

Hi my names Spencer and i live with my Mom....she has male friends over regular but im not allowed to have girls over...should i get my own place im 74???

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Galvatron said:
Ok Rusty is running late with his Hormone Replacement therapist but should be here soon....

We have a caller on line 4 lets see if anyone can help out til Rusty arrives...

Hi my names Spencer and i live with my Mom....she has male friends over regular but im not allowed to have girls over...should i get my own place im 74???

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I think Spencer is Rusty :whistling:
 
We have Jimmy on line 7....he is 9 years old...

Hi is it true that if you put a Crayon up ya nose you smell the color???

and if you put a whole box in ya mouth you can sing a Rainbow???

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Ok we a have a email from one of our listeners.....


Hi i have been smoking for 6 years and want to give up....got any tips???

From Jonny aged 12.

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OK we have Lenny aged 9 on the line....


I overheard my dad saying that sex is better than Beer.....what the hell is Beer???

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