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Rusty's thought of the day thread

thcri said:
Galvi, I can just about imagine that it won't be long and your wife will be calling you to get your arse back to work around the house. Based on the posts you have made you obviously have done nothing today.:biggrin: I am just warning you as a friend. That 2 x 4 could hurt you know. :whistling:
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To be honest when i have spare time on my hands she would rather i sat here waffling mindless crap to you sad gits that listen rather than try and make her listen...she says thanks to you all :yum::yum::yum:

And hey Rusty is the Brains here dont blame me:brows:
 
Jake on line 2....

My girlfriend is making me choose between 2 movies tonight and im confused...Hairspray or brokeback mountain??

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well misty tim, last i checked, yes the colors are indeed bright and shiny, and i believe as far as the year, i last remember the year 2007, so it must be 2007
 
hello little oswald. i would walk down a couple blocks and check the lucky fortune chinese restaraunt


come on, folks! only an hour left in todays show, so get those calls in!

next caller, yer on the air!
 
Oswald again on line 5....


You sick sack of **** go **** your **** backwards with a ****

well that went well:yum::yum::yum:
 
we have technical problems with the Phone lines so heres for a cheesy lame ass tune :yum::yum::yum:


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuVtszMutTA"]YouTube - Chico - It's Chico Time - X Factor 2005 Live[/ame]
 
does now...but better off not watching....


we have finlay on line 5....

rusty i have looked all over for the TV remote....any ideas???


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well, there is a good chance that your wife got tired of you being a lazy ass and hid the remote from you. check in the laundry room, somewhere i doubt you ever have been. (not that i would know any of this from experience.... :whistle: )

next caller?
 
Now that this Radio Station has gone off the air can someone please pull the electrical plug for these two guys please:hammer::hammer:
 
HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

its tuesday mornin and you know what that means! TIME FOR THE SHOW!!!!!!

we have an early caller today:

hello, my name is Earl from Alabama. the doctor says i got my cousin pregnant, but im not sure because my cousin is half sheep. is this possible?
 
I've got mutton to say to ewe about that Earl, except to warn there's no way to pull the wool over a doctor's eyes when it comes to DNA testing. Think about it before your next roll in the hay.
 
Ok im back taking the calls...(getting day release is becoming harder these days)..


we have Kim on line 1...

Hi Rusty...my husband classes my Mom bottom of the food chain when she visits...even the Dog and cats are above her...is this right??

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Bob on line 4...

Rusty should i stop peeing in the pot plants...the wife says they look a little faint???

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And we have Harry on line 6...

My wife smells and aint done the dishes in days...in fact she aint done anything she is still in bed....should i call a Doctor???

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