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Rusty's thought of the day thread

Galvatron said:
well im a married and yes i like a bit of venture in my life....but the answer is no....but i do have a friend thats maybe a little curious....call Murph on 555 -222-give it to me :yum::yum::yum:
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The only thing I have been curious about is your curiousity. :whistling:
 
Frick and Frack, you should take this show on the road. You're killing me here.
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Got a caller on line 2.....sounds Angry.....


Yo Rusty when you gonna pay ya Bar bill.....

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long time listener
first time caller.


ok, i paid for my wife's boob job about 6 months ago...we are now getting a divorce... do i get half still or do i just file for visitation rights? where do i legally stand?

thanks
jeff from canada
 
HulaMac said:
Frick and Frack, you should take this show on the road. You're killing me here.
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lol thanks! im glad we are making a difference, thats what this thread is all about :biggrin:

Galvatron said:
Got a caller on line 2.....sounds Angry.....


Yo Rusty when you gonna pay ya Bar bill.....

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:yum: very nice, sir!

BamsBBQ said:
long time listener
first time caller.


ok, i paid for my wife's boob job about 6 months ago...we are now getting a divorce... do i get half still or do i just file for visitation rights? where do i legally stand?

thanks
jeff from canada
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hello jeff from canada, unfortunatley the breast enhancments were probably not entered into the pre-nup. you you have no ground to stand on. and mountains to only view. get a lawyer, you might be able to get one of them back.

next caller? yer on da air
 
We have Simon on line 4.....

Hi Rusty i have been dating a blow up doll for 3 months and i dont think she is the one for me....i should be going on a date with her tonight but just cant face it...

Whats the kindest way to let her down???


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hello simon. the most sensitive way to let her down, is behind the right leg, there is a little valve. pinch the valve to let out her air. then she will be let down, and you can move on.

next caller?
 
Caller on line 2....Jim from Scotland..


Rusty how do you know so much about blow up dolls:whistling:

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Caller on live 6....Oswald from the UK...

Rusty whats the best way to impress a Lady on a budget of $25???

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We have Joey on line 2 he is only 13....


Rusty can you please explain the Birds and the Bee's has Mom and Dad keep avoiding my Questions....

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Line 6 has Tim ....

Rusty should Obama raise Taxes on Condom's to help pay for the Rise in teenage child pregnancy's????

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we have Sam on line 7...

My girlfriend Kim thinks im seeing another woman...how can i convince Susan im not???

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Caller on line 4...wont give her name....

Rusty whats the best way to dispose of my husbands remains...shit the Police are at the door i best go...

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We have a German caller by the name of Hans...

Rusty meine Penis wird in meinem Reißverschluß kann Sie bitte helfen gehaftet??


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Ok we have Deano from the UK on line 1...


Hi Rusty i have a spot on my Ass and my friends wont bust it for me....do i need friends like this???


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