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Rusty's thought of the day thread

Our next caller is Billy from stoke....

Rusty i went on a date last night...well my first ever date and im worried after giving into temptation we held hands .....could a man of 43 catch a std from such mindless failings with his urges?????


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Well, billy, unfortunatley yes. but i think you have bigger issues to worry about. my first course of action would be to pack up all of the magic cards, star wars figures, and world of warcraft games and move on out of your mothers basement.

next caller
 
well galvie, er, oops, freddie, i think its wrong. there is no way you culd ever get a sheep's entire family to sit still through a wedding ceremony
 
and for the record - Inver House is NASTY!!!
if I was forced to drink that, I'd NEED therapy...
you can even use that stuff as wino repellant - it'll even mask the taste of diet cola!
 
Erik said:
and for the record - Inver House is NASTY!!!
if I was forced to drink that, I'd NEED therapy...
you can even use that stuff as wino repellant - it'll even mask the taste of diet cola!
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lol yeah but its <10$ for a bottle and will mess ya up quick.

galvie! whos the next caller?
 
you should try McCormick's peach vodka - mix w/ OJ and it's a health drink! (vitamin C, antioxidants, and pulp = fiber, right?)
Their whiskey ain't bad, either. Used to make my own Irish cream with that.
 
rback33 said:
:yum: :yum: :yum: I stay away a few days... and this is the first thread I open... u guys have issues...
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feel free to phone in and ask any questions you feel are issues in your life...Rusty is the brains im just the phone operator:yum::yum::yum:
 
Got a caller on line 3......

Hi is it ok for me to be breast feed at the age of 28...my friends say im strange???


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we have a caller calling back.......

Im the 28 year old thats being breast fed by my Mom....are you sure it's ok she is 65???


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Ok we have Dave from New Zealand


hi guys is it true that if you put ya finger in ya right ear and a toe up ya ass you can warp drive to no-mans land in 30 seconds flat??

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We have George from Italy on the line.....

I have an itch in the groin area...what could this be...im 93???


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