Tidbits and Groaners II

[Lenny]

Isn't it funny how Facebook asks what's on my mind then puts me in Facebook jail for saying it?

Yeah, they are VERY narrow-minded.

Everything conservatives say 'goes against their community standards'. Imagine what would happen if some conservatives opened up a social media and everything liberals said went against THEIR community standards. The news medias, including Faux News, would be enraged!

 

[NorthernRedneck]

My son asked me for gas money so I farted in his wallet.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I'm not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop anytime I want.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

We had corn for dinner tonight.

I told the kids...it's not "so long", it's "I'll be seeing you later!"

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Better to fart while pooping then to poop while farting.

 

[Lenny]

Better to fart while pooping then to poop while farting.

Another one of them ol' Indian sayings you made up?

 

[pirate_girl]

 

[laulau15]

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Sorting out the wheat from the charf

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[Smilingreen]

A bit of British humour.......

 

[NorthernRedneck]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Why do women have to cook for their men?

Because by law, all prisoners must be fed