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Rusty's thought of the day thread

lol no, i bought a new bottle last night and today work was sucky, slow as all hell, like molasses. i shoulda broght my liquor and drank the whole afternoon:yum:
 
Ok come on whats you thought today.....until you know heres mine


...he that shits on door step leaves man leaving your home with more than he came with....do you smell what im cooking....:yum::yum::yum::yum:
 
HEY GROOMERGUYNWO........ HOW'S YOUR HEAD?!???!

HOW ABOUT SOME NICE SPICEY SPAGHETTI, WITH BIG CHUNKS OF MUSHROOMS THAT LOOK LIKE VOMIT CURDS?

:poke: :yum:
 
Nope, I've tried. :yum:

Unfortunately, that is a bit of a conundrum :confused2:

able to lick balls = too busy licking balls to run world
unable to lick balls = at the mercy of those who tempt by offering to lick balls, but only do until their whims are met
 
disclaimer: the thoughts of Spiffy1 do not represent the thoughts or opinions of Rusty Shackleford. :poke:

now

todays thought:

mecha lecha hi mecha heiney heiney ho
 
I was sure we'd at least get a comment regarding the flexibility of Mr. Shackleford - if not pictures showing before and after consuming bourbon to lubricate the joints! :yum:
 
todays thought:

what should my superhero name be?

im trying to think up a superhero name for myself so that i can screw with people and refer to myself in the third person by the superhero name
 
My 2 cents today....is it right to sit and drink Beer while my wife paints doors???dont get me wrong i am making sure she is doing a good job:yum::yum::yum:

Hi Rusty:thumb:
 
Galvatron said:
My 2 cents today....is it right to sit and drink Beer while my wife paints doors???dont get me wrong i am making sure she is doing a good job:yum::yum::yum:

Hi Rusty:thumb:
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I am thinking of mailing your wonderful wife a 2 x 4 about three feet long with one end rounded.
 
thcri said:
I am thinking of mailing your wonderful wife a 2 x 4 about three feet long with one end rounded.
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she asks can you add a sharp six inch nail sticking out of the head intended end...i know she asks way too much:yum::yum::yum:

Thanks M8.:whistling:
 
not sure a clue by four would be enough if she's trying to beat sense into him. :flowers:
a clue by six would have a better chance of at least knocking some of the BS out of him to make some room for sense... :whistling:
 
a by 6 is to hard for a lovely women to handle and get a good swing out of it. The 4 she can get some speed going. Besides, it is green treated and should sting pretty good. :yum:
 

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