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I pee off my back porch

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EastTexFrank said:
Now you're what I call a tough travelling companion. :thumb::thumb:
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I mean.. come on... I can pee in the thing from the drivers seat while guiding 80,000# down the road... surely she could hit with free movement in the sleeper....:bonk:
 
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so who has a stronger stream you or the dogs???and do you pee first and let them cover it up with theirs or do you let them go first?when i go walking on the trails by my house with my dogs and take a leak they run right over and all pee on my spot.i have been thinkin of just pissing a little bit and let them come over and cover it up then when they finished i willl piss some more and see who runs out first or see if they start to get mad.lol:ermm:
 
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tommy20/69 said:
so who has a stronger stream you or the dogs???and do you pee first and let them cover it up with theirs or do you let them go first?when i go walking on the trails by my house with my dogs and take a leak they run right over and all pee on my spot.i have been thinkin of just pissing a little bit and let them come over and cover it up then when they finished i willl piss some more and see who runs out first or see if they start to get mad.lol:ermm:
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About 8 or 10 years ago I lived in town, & had a black lab. On one of our walks I decided to count the times he stopped to pee. If I remember right, he went about 12 times, and kept trying another 5, in the first two blocks.
 
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Peeing off the Porch is a God given right to all men that own porches.
just ask Nixon.
 
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rback33 said:
I mean.. come on... I can pee in the thing from the drivers seat while guiding 80,000# down the road... surely she could hit with free movement in the sleeper....:bonk:
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I think it's more training on her part - after that you stopped when she needed to go, right? so it worked - you're easy to train.
 
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tommy20/69 said:
so who has a stronger stream you or the dogs???and do you pee first and let them cover it up with theirs or do you let them go first?when i go walking on the trails by my house with my dogs and take a leak they run right over and all pee on my spot.i have been thinkin of just pissing a little bit and let them come over and cover it up then when they finished i willl piss some more and see who runs out first or see if they start to get mad.lol:ermm:
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Damn dog won't go until I go first, his bad cause the porch is elevated and he gets it on the head all the time in his haste to cover!
 
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I remember this thread, thought it'd be long gone by now!:yum:

I just peed out of my second story window.:yum::yum:
 
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i was out in the front yard the other night and said what the hell let me take a leak . so i waited very still and the lights went out i then whiped it out and started to piss at that time i remmebered what i was originaly out in the front yard at midnight doing. i was walking my 5 chihuahas and when they came running they set off the motion sensors on all 6 of my 100 watt flood lights "SAY CHEESE" good thing everyone is sleepin at that time.
 
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techtress said:
thinks like that make me wish I had a penis...I'd pee in the damn parking lot if I had a penis....damned vaginas.
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thats funny there.... don't care who you are!!:yum:


I look at peeing outside or off the porch as saving the flush at the toilet. Doing my part to use water wisely.

Although I do not subscribe to the ' if its yellow let it mellow ' approach. No need to give the next person dirty water.
 
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I gotta get one of them go-girls for the wife. I'll even get her a milk jug of her own for those long trips. And yes I use both porches when I want to.
 
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half a viagra and a bunch of candy........makes your heart race but u aint going anywhere......:sad:
 
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we live in town and i have 3yr old boy his dad told him he could pee outside once so now he of course does it all the time!and u know he has to pee outside when everyone seems to be outside and can see him!(his dad thought it was funny)but i caught him a few days ago and he peed on my car:(
 
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You can cure that, Kitty. Go to a TSC or some such store, buy yourself an electric fence charger. Hook the "Hot" wire to the car, drive a large metal stake into the ground and attach the "neg" side and sit back for the show!
I garantee ya he'll never p*ss on your car again! :whistling:

Works on dogs! :unsure:
 
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After 88 posts and over 3,000 views, it's spelled PORCH dammit!!
Sorry, just had me a Gatorboy moment..

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nitpicker! or are you just jealous cause guys can and you can't?
 
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