I pee off my back porch

[greatdiscovery]

Ain't nothin' wrong with peeing off your porch.

 

[Melensdad]

Ain't nothin' wrong with peeing off your porch.

Yup

I taught the dogs to pee in the yard by peeing off my back porch

 

[EastTexFrank]

Yup

I taught the dogs to pee in the yard by peeing off my back porch

That's how I taught our Gypsy to go on the grass.

This thread was started about 5 years ago and I want you all to know that I still do it on occasions. I don't seem to have quite the range that I used to though.

 

[bczoom]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

LOL a couple years behind ya BC. Just ran into this meme and thought of this thread.

 

[Gary O']

I used to mark my territory when living up at the cabin

Seemed to attract bear

 

[NorthernRedneck]

LOL a couple years behind ya BC. Just ran into this meme and thought of this thread.

I think of this thread every time I whip it out and let the waters flow off my back deck.

 

[FrancSevin]

Well, since this thread has rekindled, and I now have one,,,;

I CAN NOW PEE OFF MY FRONT PORCH TOO.

 

[bczoom]

I CAN NOW PEE OFF MY FRONT PORCH TOO.

Why starting now? I don't recall you saying you've moved or something.

 

[FrancSevin]

Why starting now? I don't recall you saying you've moved or something.

I didn't have a front porch until now.

Before and .....

After!

 

[Melensdad]

Well, since this thread has rekindled, and I now have one,,,;

I CAN NOW PEE OFF MY FRONT PORCH TOO.

I have peed off all my porches. East, West, North and South, plus my pool patio and the garage/workshop porch too.

 

[bczoom]

I am a man! The world is my urinal.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I have peed off all my porches. East, West, North and South, plus my pool patio and the garage/workshop porch too.

You didn't pee in the pool again? Did you?

 

[bczoom]

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I showed my wife the same picture yesterday saying that I was going to install one in the garage.

 

[Melensdad]

You didn't pee in the pool again? Did you?

Only the hot tub

 

[Ross 650]

Howdy,
I pee off the porch every day. If it is cold I stand out in the sunshine and pee back on the porch. My plumbing works both ways.

 

[tommu56]

I regularly drain the radiator here off the porch but have to watch for the game cams .

Camp Ruffinit II rebuild in 2016 after first cabin burnt down its 36x36 plus a 12x 36 porch bunk space up stairs is 18x 36

 

[NorthernRedneck]

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I actually found it for sale. I may be building an outhouse down by the shop next summer for when we have friends over for a fire. I may splurge and pick one of these up.

 

[Gary O']

Camp Ruffinit II rebuild in 2016 after first cabin burnt down its 36x36 plus a 12x 36 porch bunk space up stairs is 18x 36

Uh, that's not a cabin
It's more mansiony

Compared to my cabin

And, yes, that's a porch

Therefore I pee

 

[tommu56]

Uh, that's not a cabin
It's more mansiony

Compared to my cabin

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And, yes, that's a porch

Therefore I pee

yea ill look for picture of the old cabin it was 20x36 with a 10x 12 ft porch with a sleeping loft area above but that was before digital pictures

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Uh, that's not a cabin
It's more mansiony

Compared to my cabin

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And, yes, that's a porch

Therefore I pee

Here's the old log cabin that I go to with the scouts a few times a year. There's no back porch but I have been known to piss off the front porch around 3am most nights.

 

[tommu56]

Uh, that's not a cabin
It's more mansiony

Compared to my cabin

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And, yes, that's a porch

Therefore I pee

by the way happy wife happy life she got most of the things she wanted on the build like a 1 st floor bed room close to the bathroom

 

[Melensdad]

I actually found it for sale. I may be building an outhouse down by the shop next summer for when we have friends over for a fire. I may splurge and pick one of these up.

Can’t you just pee for free? Does spending $89 make it civilized?

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Can’t you just pee for free? Does spending $89 make it civilized?

Oh I have no problem peeing outside. She who must be obeyed doesn't care too much for the yellow snowbanks though.

 

[tommu56]

Can’t you just pee for free? Does spending $89 make it civilized?

I'm sure a kid with a 3D printer would make one for $50.0

plus it keeps it off your shoes

 

[Melensdad]

…
plus it keeps it off your shoes

I just pee downhill. Shoes don’t set splattered. Then again, I live on a ridge, so pretty much all downhill.

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

I peed all over my yard this week. Had an old splice in my well power line fail and it took me way to long to find it. Even my wife was peeing outside.

 

[EastTexFrank]

I peed all over my yard this week. Had an old splice in my well power line fail and it took me way to long to find it. Even my wife was peeing outside.

That's a special kind of woman.

The last time my wife helped me with a project over at the farm she informed me that she had to go to the bathroom and would I drive her back to the house. My "Grab a tree and squat" answer didn't go down very well.