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I pee off my back porch
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Bobcat
Je Suis Charlie Hebdo
Re: I pee off my back portch
Have you read "How to Sh!t in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art "?
http://www.amazon.com/How-Shit-Woods-Environmentally-Approach/dp/0898156270
Have you read "How to Sh!t in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art "?
http://www.amazon.com/How-Shit-Woods-Environmentally-Approach/dp/0898156270
Deadly Sushi
The One, The Only, Sushi
Re: I pee off my back portch
I didnt READ it.... I USED it.... in the woods.
I didnt READ it.... I USED it.... in the woods.
urednecku
Banned
Re: I pee off my back portch
Nope, never red it. But I HAVE done it many, many times!! 
Nope, never red it. But I HAVE done it many, many times!!
Glink
Active member
Re: I pee off my back portch
Yep, picked it up at "Border Bob's" in International Falls Mn. on the way back from a fishing trip to Lake of the Woods. I read it aloud while she was taking one of her turns to drive. The damn "definition" section had us laughing so hard we about wrecked the truck. If I recall correctly it is written by a women.
Pages are just a bit stiff though, and not too absorbent.
Yep, picked it up at "Border Bob's" in International Falls Mn. on the way back from a fishing trip to Lake of the Woods. I read it aloud while she was taking one of her turns to drive. The damn "definition" section had us laughing so hard we about wrecked the truck. If I recall correctly it is written by a women.
Pages are just a bit stiff though, and not too absorbent.
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
Re: I pee off my back portch
Naw.. it aint RED just a very dark shade of PINK
You might be a Redneck if....."if I am drinkin and watchin TV with the wife I will go out the front door and pee off the porch"
Naw.. it aint RED just a very dark shade of PINK
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
Re: I pee off my back portch
Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?
Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?
urednecku
Banned
Re: I pee off my back portch
I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right? " -----) Pretty diluted, don't ya think? Probably as clean as the water you get drinking out of the glass in you're motel room, & some restraunts I've been in!!
I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?
" -----) Pretty diluted, don't ya think? Probably as clean as the water you get drinking out of the glass in you're motel room, & some restraunts I've been in!!
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
Re: I pee off my back portch
Sad as it is, u r dead on. Urine is sterile when it comes out and actually safe to drink if u r that desperate.
I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?
Sad as it is, u r dead on. Urine is sterile when it comes out and actually safe to drink if u r that desperate.
Trakternut
Active member
Re: I pee off my back portch
Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck.
Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck.
urednecku
Banned
Re: I pee off my back portch
They listen at least as good as my wife!!
What, ya think my boys don't listen to me?Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck.
They listen at least as good as my wife!!
Re: I pee off my back portch
I wondered if this thread would ever make a comeback.
Before anyone asks, yes I do, anywhere the need stikes me but I don't have any neighbours to worry about. It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think. I also mark along the fence around my vegetable garden. I'm told it helps deter deer and other critters. Besides, it's a man's God given right.
What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.
I wondered if this thread would ever make a comeback.
Before anyone asks, yes I do, anywhere the need stikes me but I don't have any neighbours to worry about. It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think. I also mark along the fence around my vegetable garden. I'm told it helps deter deer and other critters. Besides, it's a man's God given right.
What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.
pirate_girl
legendary ⚓
Re: I pee off my back portch
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Cityboy
Banned
Re: I pee off my back portch
That's what I tell Citygirl but she still thinks I'm a caveman.
That's what I tell Citygirl but she still thinks I'm a caveman.
urednecku
Banned
cowgirl
Silver Member
Re: I pee off my back portch
This is a womens point of view. I have no problem peeing in the woods, but its not as easy for women. First of all we have to almost take our pants completely off (push them down to our ankles). then when we do pee we have to make sure we don't pee in our pants and make sure the pee does not run into our shoes. Another thing, there is no shaking it off, and drip drying takes way toooooooo long (doesn't work well either).
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This is a womens point of view. I have no problem peeing in the woods, but its not as easy for women. First of all we have to almost take our pants completely off (push them down to our ankles). then when we do pee we have to make sure we don't pee in our pants and make sure the pee does not run into our shoes. Another thing, there is no shaking it off, and drip drying takes way toooooooo long (doesn't work well either).
Re: I pee off my back portch
You know, that's what my wife told me. Since both her knees are messed up she says she can't do it in the woods unless she finds a tree she can hold on to which isn't too difficult in the woods but it's a helluva trick in a boat.
You know, that's what my wife told me. Since both her knees are messed up she says she can't do it in the woods unless she finds a tree she can hold on to which isn't too difficult in the woods but it's a helluva trick in a boat.
chipstractor
New member
Re: I pee off my back portch
I knew I was going to fit in when my 80 year old neighbor told me, "A man's got to be able to take a piss in his own back yard without anyone's permission!"
I knew I was going to fit in when my 80 year old neighbor told me, "A man's got to be able to take a piss in his own back yard without anyone's permission!"
urednecku
Banned
Re: I pee off my back portch
That depends on a lot of things. How high is the porch off the ground, (or roof, or pool, under it), how many beers ya drank with OUT pissing, & how tight ya squeeze the end.
now i want to know how far you can all pee of the porch....feel a competition coming on here
That depends on a lot of things. How high is the porch off the ground, (or roof, or pool, under it), how many beers ya drank with OUT pissing, & how tight ya squeeze the end.
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Re: I pee off my back portch
dont forget wind direction and wind speed....pi**ing into the wind can make a right mess
dont forget wind direction and wind speed....pi**ing into the wind can make a right mess
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
Re: I pee off my back portch
I may have posted this in this thread already, but the one time princess took off over the road with me she found that I did NOT stop for anything... not even to pee... that's what milk jugs and gatorade bottles are for... so... she has to pee... first time went perfect... she did ok... second time... road was a lil rougher... she pissed all over my sleeper. She was not in the truck long.
I may have posted this in this thread already, but the one time princess took off over the road with me she found that I did NOT stop for anything... not even to pee... that's what milk jugs and gatorade bottles are for... so... she has to pee... first time went perfect... she did ok... second time... road was a lil rougher... she pissed all over my sleeper. She was not in the truck long.