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Tidbits and Groaners II
- Thread starter Doc
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I'm thinking about Dueling Banjos music in the background. LOL
A little fresh but I got a 😃
I missed the superbowl this year. 😢
That makes 46 years in a row. 🤣
That makes 46 years in a row. 🤣
Interesting that there is a guy around here who's last name is Foote. The license plate on his car reads FOOTMAN. Imagine the thoughts that go through people's minds.
Why do I always picture a guy sitting on the can taking a dump when I see this on a weather forecast?
Now you can't unsee it. 🤣
Now you can't unsee it. 🤣
That, was just mean.
🏠🏠People check your home insurance policy.
I just checked mine and apparently if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night then I won't be covered!!!!! ,😂😂
I just checked mine and apparently if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night then I won't be covered!!!!! ,😂😂
I'm not sure exactly how to respond 🤔.
I just walked into the house and my teenage daughter was waiting for me at the door with a big smile excited to tell me that she snapped her g string. 🫣
What she meant was that she was in music class today and broke her g string on her guitar. 🤣😅😂
I just walked into the house and my teenage daughter was waiting for me at the door with a big smile excited to tell me that she snapped her g string. 🫣
What she meant was that she was in music class today and broke her g string on her guitar. 🤣😅😂
Groan...
😂
😂
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
It only takes me one beer to get drunk. I just can't decide if it's the 13th or 14th one.
Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint
Go to the woman's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind
(Posted for a friend, not talking about me, of course.)
Go to the woman's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind
(Posted for a friend, not talking about me, of course.)
🙄 lol
So we're snowed in with more on the way. Busses were canceled for the kids. I plowed this afternoon. Now I find myself googling important information to survive the storm.....
