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Tidbits and Groaners II
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NorthernRedneck
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I'm thinking about Dueling Banjos music in the background. LOL
NorthernRedneck
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A little fresh but I got a 
NorthernRedneck
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I missed the superbowl this year. 
That makes 46 years in a row.
That makes 46 years in a row.
NorthernRedneck
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Interesting that there is a guy around here who's last name is Foote. The license plate on his car reads FOOTMAN. Imagine the thoughts that go through people's minds.
NorthernRedneck
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Why do I always picture a guy sitting on the can taking a dump when I see this on a weather forecast?
Now you can't unsee it.
Now you can't unsee it.
That, was just mean.Why do I always picture a guy sitting on the can taking a dump when I see this on a weather forecast?
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Now you can't unsee it.
NorthernRedneck
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People check your home insurance policy.I just checked mine and apparently if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night then I won't be covered!!!!! ,
NorthernRedneck
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I'm not sure exactly how to respond 
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I just walked into the house and my teenage daughter was waiting for me at the door with a big smile excited to tell me that she snapped her g string.
What she meant was that she was in music class today and broke her g string on her guitar.
. I just walked into the house and my teenage daughter was waiting for me at the door with a big smile excited to tell me that she snapped her g string.
What she meant was that she was in music class today and broke her g string on her guitar.
Groan...
NorthernRedneck
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It only takes me one beer to get drunk. I just can't decide if it's the 13th or 14th one.
NorthernRedneck
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Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint
Go to the woman's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind
(Posted for a friend, not talking about me, of course.)
Go to the woman's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind
(Posted for a friend, not talking about me, of course.)
lol
NorthernRedneck
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So we're snowed in with more on the way. Busses were canceled for the kids. I plowed this afternoon. Now I find myself googling important information to survive the storm.....
