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Tidbits and Groaners II
- Thread starter Doc
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It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong.
This place has a crab infestation.
If a bear is wearing socks, does it still have bear feet?
Today is the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
Tonight, at exactly 9:00 PM. it will be the 21st hour, of the 21st day, of the 21st year, of the 21st century.
I bought champagne...;
Yeah, Crap I missed it! Seems these days, I'm always running late. I miss everything.
I'm an older guy, but I try to stay in shape by going to the gym.
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
We bought a new vacuum cleaner today.
It really sucks.
It really sucks.
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches.
All it does is shit on the floor.
All it does is shit on the floor.
