Ditto
Sean, that video is awesome! Thanks for all that screaming 2 track action!
Thanks to all for the compliments on my writing ability. It is, after all, my word crafting technique, and ability to carefully articulate historically significant events that led me to my chosen profession.....uh, carpenter-izer-ing and weld-um-inger things!
Now I have writers block...get worried, becuz last time its lasted my whole highschool term, yup all six years
So what happened to the spryte that was there Saturday but was gone Sunday? The owners were very nice and I wanted to chat with them more. Does anyone know if they are on the forum?
So what happened to the spryte that was there Saturday but was gone Sunday? The owners were very nice and I wanted to chat with them more. Does anyone know if they are on the forum?
his name is Brandt and yup, he did get locked out, but back on the forums, really good guy, he had another commitment for Sunday, he showed back on Monday and got to talk with him at length, you should see him on the forums every once in a while, I texted him and suggested he post to the thread so you can see who he is and that will make easy to contact him, again nice guy and hope he becomes more involved with the forums.
mikemikelle, I see a little scotch did the trick, fun post, but really want to know if the mighty little imp is the hero of your very fictional snowcat story.
fyi, bombi1, John L. is the rogue snow trac guy that showed up out of no where, ha ha ha ha, he is the guy that makes new drive spockets for the snow tracs, cider tom has set, kinda lives in the area, actually he is out of Carey, Idaho, and occasionally posts to the forums, think he owns more than one snow cat, even maybe a Thiokol?
wow, truth is, he was a huge amount of help in making things run smoothly and need to thank him big time for buying all the beer for Sunday bowling get together, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Too much time on your hands with this quarantine?
Great story.
Chapter 2- Event Update
A quick shout-out and “Thank You” to one of our event sponsors, Citri-dull. Also known for their “Burn-Thru” technology, don’t’ fight rust, let it Blossom! Tucker uses them, maybe you should think about it-
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In my lead up, I forgot to mention scandal. That word has to rear its ugly head at everything these days. Seems nothing’s safe, nothing’s discreet, like a Kardashian on a king sized. Most scandals involve some sort of cheating, and most good ones involve an attorney.
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Contestants lined up for the First event
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Several heat races followed, in a double elimination format
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The "Racing" was just a portion of the competition. Other events, showcasing other "Snowcat" attributes, would also be on the schedule (Breath easy Tucker Fans)
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As expected, Mob influence usually played a role in the "random" line-up of races. The P.R.O.U. always felt that the deck was stacked against them, and who couldn't feel for them. Looks a bit citruspicious!
The Snotrac Mafia’s attorney, retired Vegas mayor, Oscar Goodman, found a little known clause in the Obama era “Make America Fair for Individuals Act”, which is a well-intended, but a poorly worded extension of the 1990 ADA Act (again not A.D., A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.) that aims at making “competition” equal between all participants. Anyway, that weasel, Goodman, whom happens to be a big golfer, figured out that if he could use “past success” against the other contestants (like he did, to take advantage amongst his fellow high wagering golf buddies, a.k.a. “handicap”), he could “equal” the playing field between his clients and the other manufacturers. Brilliant!
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Snotrac mob boss "Jimmy Vermont" (in dark glasses) spotted "in line" at the
new "mobile" Cathouse of ill repute. Squeaking in a quick "peek" before the race
So, back to that “poorly worded” part of that “Make America Fair for Individuals Act”, the vague description defines all “Snow Competition” as any event that is “Held in or on snow, or Participates in or on snow”. The small print goes on to further detail, with sections about “Experience”, and “Averages”, and “Achille-ing”. Wait, Achille-ing? You may ask what the hell that is. It is the “politically correct” term used to replace the term “handicap”, which the writers thought was inappropriate when used as part of the “Make America Fair for Individuals Act”. Worse yet, the official acronym for the “Act” is “M.A.F.I.A.”! Really? The “M.A.F.I.A.” is using the term Achille-ing’ to equal the playing field? After some checking, turns out Goodman was part of the lobby that “applied all the pressure” to create the “Act” in the first place. Seems like “Act” has become a repetitive term here, and again, all “Snowtrac” related. Serious folks, can’t make this stuff up.
So where does this play in? Ask Tucker 500 Club member Sno-surfer, he knows full well. Seems his past has come back to haunt him. Maybe you’ve seen hints of his prior success on the forum, moonlighting as a competitive windsurfer, and being an all-around good dude? Well, he also is good snowboarder…too good! Won lots of events, and yes “on snow”. Turns out Old Oscar Goodman was watching also, and as a result, made the event organizers “an offer they couldn’t refuse”. Yes, due to the vague, all inclusive, poorly written rules of the M.A.F.I.A. extension of the A.D.A., Sno-Surfer would be Achille-ed in order to level the playing field between contestants. The “wins” while snowboarding (remember the “on snow” part of “Snow Competition”) now used to determine a competitive average, and the resultant average used to determine the amount of “Achille-ing”. Sound Democratic? In this case “Damned”. Resultant penalty- a backwards start at the line for the B-Main “racing” event. Not even fair. He’d need to turn around a Tucker 542 as his first maneuver. Spinning the Nimitz in Honolulu Harbor, without tugs, would be a faster. Really Snotrac? To stoop this low? A Tucker 542 is a climbing machine, not a racer, surely you could have creamed him in that event without MAFIA involvement. I don’t know about you, but in Washington State, this is the equivalent of taking your kids pea shooter .22LR, and a can of Lamp Black Krylon, and defining it as an “Automatic Assault Weapon”. Hopefully Tucker fans will see redemption in the “non-speed” related events, for this one is toast.
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The B-Main Final- and the sad reality of the M.A.F.I.A. sanction against Tucker 500 frontman, Sno-Surfer (far Left), showing the backwards starting position. We limited this report to a "photo", because the video was just too gut wrenching. Red Simpson singing "Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around" came to mind. Though it was tough to watch, Tucker was getting prescribed some of their own medicine from the Snotrac show of force! The race was paused momentarily while Mob boss Jimmy Vermont was "located"
Sorry to keep my readers waiting....been bunked up double with Salman Rushdie, in Ted Kaczynski's old cabin. Waitin' for the heat to blow over....Never wise to piss off two mob bosses. Soon Mikemikelle's manifesto will shed light on the shenanigans