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Rusty's thought of the day thread

now i have burnt my hand and wrist...got distracted while cooking...hot oil is not good.


shit this hurts.....blisters the size of Manhattan as we speak.:unsure:
 
hopefully you put ice on the burn during the first half hour.
don't pop the blisters.
gauze pad to protect it for a few days - maybe some lotion to keep the blisters from cracking, etc... the usual drill.
hope dinner was worth it and that the lovely Mrs Galv is helping to distract you from the pain as an injury like that could make it difficult to toss off for a few days unless you're good at "switching off" to avoid repetitive stress injuries... :whistling:










































:yum::yum::yum:
 
It was quiet this weekend at the institute im a guest at so as i had some Golden time for good behavior i set about my quest to crack time travel.

I think i'm nearly there...i only invented the "Time Distorting Tickler"


Only works for forward time travel so i need some kind of "Time Reverse Tickler" before i take my first step into the Future...and a good watch too.


:unsure:
 
I am a little confused as to where i left my Right foot....i have been hopping around looking for it ....o it's ok it was in my shoe...silly me:yum::yum::yum:
 
Es brillig war. Die schlichte Toven
Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-mümsige Burggoven
Die mohmen Räth' ausgraben.


or something like that...
 
so what new thoughts do you have today?
simple home care tips?
advice for the love lorn?
how to get free room and board and never pay taxes again?
how to do all 3 at the same time with the simple application of carb cleaner, charcoal starter, pine sol & HTH?
 
so what new thoughts do you have today?
simple home care tips?
advice for the love lorn?
how to get free room and board and never pay taxes again?
how to do all 3 at the same time with the simple application of carb cleaner, charcoal starter, pine sol & HTH?


Not pine sol. ajax. and i will never tell :yum:
 
obviously you don't have enough grease in your blood -- hit Pizza hut up for a deep dish or duck over to Carl Jr's for an artery clogger.
that'll cheer you right up.
 
can you scratch your armpit with your little finger whilst your thumb is in your ear...all done with the same hand???
 
my armpits got relocated after a Bar fight with a Mexican woman midget wrestler called Sonia la cravis :boxing:

Dated her sister once but she was afraid of heights:yum::yum::yum:
 
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