Rusty's thought of the day thread

[Rusty Shackleford]

MOVIN ON UP!!!! come on folks, we together can make this the #1 thread on the forum!

 

[Erik]

I dunno - that 2 word post thread looks kind of fun...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

TRAITOR!

 

[Galvatron]

Im not sure we will make it to the top...we will get banned first

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Im not sure we will make it to the top...we will get banned first

well if we havent YET... i doubt we will

WE TOO GOOD!

 

[Erik]

next caller!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

yes we have paulie form new york on line 3

hey tony sent me down to collect on rustys bar debt, where is that weasel

 

[Galvatron]

Good luck with that mission...but hey try trapping him by laying out some Beer as bait

Next caller

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

paulie from NY again:

well i tried your bait, but it seems he drank it all last time he was here, theres none left. what do i do now??

 

[Galvatron]

Cut ya loses....i dont think anyone could afford to keep feeding that Alcy with Beer

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

paulie again:

but we're out 250 grand! we're gonna have to shut down the bar! what can i do?!

 

[Erik]

try putting out a bottle of Southern Comfort

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

oh no! make that 270 grand!! he drank all the Jager too!!!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

and the SoCo!!!

 

[Erik]

maybe Paulie should just pay the tab himself -- it might be cheaper...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

ok folks! rusty's back from the bar and ready to resume the show! what'd i miss?

 

[Galvatron]

Rusty get back to the Bar they need ya $$$ to stay afloat

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

what??? hey i left a tip!

 

[Galvatron]

Heres a tip....Lucky boy 3:15....

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

next caller!!!!

 

[Erik]

Will from Ft Smith: how do I get the song Mambo #5 out of my head?

 

[Galvatron]

we have jake line 4...


Can i interest anyone in buying 1 of my Farts in a Jar...matured for 2 weeks now???

 

[Galvatron]

Will from Ft Smith: how do I get the song Mambo #5 out of my head?

take a long sprinting run head first into a wall....shit now its in my head

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Will from Ft Smith: how do I get the song Mambo #5 out of my head?

i dont know but thanks to you dammit the song is stuck in my head!

we have jake line 4...


Can i interest anyone in buying 1 of my Farts in a Jar...matured for 2 weeks now???

jake, sell it to your mother.

 

[Erik]

Will from Ft Smith: how do I get the song Mambo #5 out of my head?

take a long sprinting run head first into a wall....shit now its in my head

i dont know but thanks to you dammit the song is stuck in my head!

perfect!
shared pain is the best kind!
bwahahahahaha!!!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS

 

[Galvatron]

Freddie on line 1.....


whens Daddy coming home....i keep asking her and the mailman but Mom just keeps screaming yes yes yes through the bedroom door???....and why is the door locked???

 

[Erik]

use a spoon handle to unlock the door and yell "yay! Daddy's home!"

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

WELL freddie the answer it quite simple:

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS

 

[Erik]

1, 2, 3-4-5..
a little bit of monica...