Rusty's thought of the day thread

[Rusty Shackleford]

THAT'S the answer? No WONDER she's always hitting me with a frying pan! I always answer with 'you do it'

 

[Galvatron]

THAT'S the answer? No WONDER she's always hitting me with a frying pan! I always answer with 'you do it'

By implementing the usage of "yes dear" can improve your sex life by 60%

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

By implementing the usage of "yes dear" can improve your sex life by 60%

That must be the answer when your wife tells you to go fuck yourself then

 

[Galvatron]

That must be the answer when your wife tells you to go fuck yourself then

ouch

 

[muleman]

By implementing the usage of "yes dear" can improve your sex life by 60%

That means Rusty will shift hands!

 

[pirate_girl]

That means Rusty will shift hands!

another ouch! haha

 

[muleman]

It is only ouch when he hits the toilet lid!

 

[muleman]

So what is going through Rusty's head today?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

nuthin. not a damn thing, nuthin!

 

[muleman]

nuthin. not a damn thing, nuthin!

The usual stuff eh?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Yeah pretty much. Added GutterGuard to the grille on the Ford more for protection than looks. Plastic holds up OK, but metal is better

 

[muleman]

Keeps the birds and leaves out. It should stay on alright at the low speeds the Furd operates at!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

It has held on just fine at 90, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Oy, mama. $215 bill at the dealer today for parts to get me back on the road. But the good news is, the old bitch runs like a scalded cat now, instead of a tractor

 

[squerly]

What did you replace to make that much differance?

 

[muleman]

Maybe the gutter guard is what attracted the ass end of the girls car?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

What did you replace to make that much differance?

Coil pack and plugs/wires.

 

[Trakternut]

It has held on just fine at 90, thankyouverymuch.

Didn't know a tow truck could drag a car that fast!

 

[muleman]

Didn't know a tow truck could drag a car that fast!

If you ever smelled the stink in that car you would know why they drive that fast!

 

[muleman]

Are you thinking today?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I really try not to. Never leads to any good ideas

 

[muleman]

But you get in less trouble like that. Think up something to do. I been thinking I might have to roust the wife early tomorrow and go visit my buddy that moved last year.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I have to work tomorrow, so I will just sleep in

 

[pirate_girl]

Here's a good thought for the day;

Whilst your aggression holds out hope for the same, the true hearts of real women and men choose the path of silent passiveness- wrapped in love and knowing that truth springs eternal in the righteous minds of those who seek truth, and not ummm... bullshit- Loralei


What's that I hear?
Keats,Shelley and Rossetti rolling in their graves.

 

[muleman]

You probably heard Rusty roll over and fart!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

You probably heard Rusty roll over and fart!

Blew the hair off the cat's head once

 

[muleman]

No wonder Lith wears a mask to sleep.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

My new job sucks.

 

[mak2]

They all do, that is why they pay you to do it.

My new job sucks.

 

[muleman]

My new job sucks.

2 days and it sucks already???