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Rusty's thought of the day thread

Rusty Shackleford said:
ok shower time. i may be back. feel free to wait :yum:
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muleman said:
:whistling:Wait for me!:whistling: You can wash my back!!!!! I have a hell of a time washing and drying without moving that arm. 30 days will seem like a life sentence with this sling on.
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Rusty Shackleford said:
well, uh, ok. but i feel i must warn you: i pee in the shower :yum:
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You two are one scary couple. :yum::yum::yum: Seriously Mule I would take the pain before getting in the shower with someone that wears Dr Pepper shorts. :ermm::ermm:
 
Don't have the one with the shorts handy. Will this do???:whistling::yum::yum:
 

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Rusty Shackleford said:
Shit that aint me, thats the reason mule quit drinkin :yum::yum::yum:
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Of course it isn't 'really' you Rusty... we all know that. *smirks* Why don't you recline in this nice comfy chair, relax, and tell us all about your childhood. How did you get on with your Mother, umm?

*signals cautiously to the men in white coats*
 
Did you ever break your own wrist to escape the straps? The guys in the green coats kept chasing after me clean out through the parking lots. The third time they shot me up with better drugs after it took seven of them to bring me back. They blamed it on the halodal they were using on me. I was young and awful strong back then!:flowers:
 
Lia said:
Oh, I was soooo tempted to reply to you in similar vein lol, but, no... cain't do that to my hero! :yum:
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That is a true story from 1991 dear. I broke my head in a motorcycle crash and did not take kindly to being restrained. They screwed my head back together and wired my eye sockets and jaw together. Was an "interesting" time in my life for sure.:whistling:
 
muleman said:
That is a true story from 1991 dear. I broke my head in a motorcycle crash and did not take kindly to being restrained. They screwed my head back together and wired my eye sockets and jaw together. Was an "interesting" time in my life for sure.:whistling:
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You know what? I think I'll just prudently quit whilst I'm still ahead in the game. lol. Between the two of you I never know when you're joking or serious, and I too often speak with my foot seemingly in my mouth. :yum:
 
Lia said:
You know what? I think I'll just prudently quit whilst I'm still ahead in the game. lol. Between the two of you I never know when you're joking or serious, and I too often speak with my foot seemingly in my mouth. :yum:
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I have "documents" to prove it! LOL And pictures!!!:clap::clap:
 
Lia said:
er... why murph, you are my dear Chevalier. My trusted Knight in shining armour. :whistling: :flowers:












*phew*fans herself*
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I was wondering how you were going to get out of that one. :thumb: Got to say you did Well. :yum:








After hearing that I am not going to wash my ears for a whole year. Well maybe just for today. :yum::yum:
 
Lia said:
Awww Rusty... don't you know that you're everyones hero here? You're our laughter hero, why'd you think we all congregate so often in your er... bar here? We all need our 'Rusty fix' each day. :flowers:
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AWW sweet lady :clap:

check out THIS hero. check out the blonde chick who sings in the video. she also does the drums! man, can she belt or WHAT?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avUTaohfc3U"]YouTube- Skillet- "Hero" Official Music Video[/ame]
 
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