Well there is shit flying all over town and the best thing MAY have possibly happened.
We got word from our landlord that the sign that we ORIGINALLY wanted to put up, but were denied from installing, may now be approved if we simply move the damn truck!!! The town denied our sign request. The landlord wanted us to install it anyway. It was not unreasonable. So it looks like we may get the original sign we hoped for. That would be a good compromise.
I have other places where the truck can go, so that is not a problem. It looks like I may just have gotten the sign that we tried to get several months ago, simply because my truck is such an eyesore.
On the other hand, we have a legal issue. My truck is parked out near the road. It is clearly advertising my products. I am catching all sorts of hell and grief about it. But right down the road, the U-Haul store had a couple dozen trucks parked along the road. Each is advertising their product, each has signs in the windows, etc. And across the road from me is a large tile store. They have a big truck parked along the road, it is all decalled up with advertising. Usually parked about 3 places away from that is another truck, but that on is for MOE's Mexican Restaurant, and it is all decalled with advertising. And 1 block away is Evergreen Furniture's Truck, also parked along the roadway, also with advertising. Clearly these trucks are parked where they are to get around the "sign ordnance" in the town. I see those trucks parked there EVERY STINKING DAY so the town has no way of legitimately enforcing something against me.
But like I said, it may end up being that I remove my truck. A big honking sign would look better and be better for me in the long run. So if I can get my sign, then my truck will drive off into the sunset (and I will park it at another store).