Hotel Rusty

[muleman]

i see nobody came on poor galvy
Fixed it for you!

 

[Galvatron]

It's ok i got busy with the mini bar and created a small fire in the kitchen

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

THOSE WERE ALL NEW CABINETS, YOU WANKER!!!!

 

[muleman]

Looks like a remodel job coming up!

 

[Galvatron]

i thought it was an electric stove not gas.....i only found out 10 min in to boiling a egg and i lit a cigar whilst waiting for things to heat up

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Looks like arson to me. im calling the fuzz

 

[Galvatron]

Looks like arson to me. im calling the fuzz

Oh come on now things aint that bad...even that furd parked outside the kitchen dont look to bad....amazing how quick a fire can spread

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Don't you dare call that frenchie car a Ford!

 

[Galvatron]

......shit i can't do fuck all right today...maybe i should go chemical treat the pool

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

oH I don't think thats a good idea, Galvy. Next thing you know your skin will be melting off

FFS don't post a picture

 

[Galvatron]

Ok what guest booked in with a pet as i aint cleaning that up...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

That would be the Janitor's job. BILL, where are you?!

 

[Galvatron]

I hope he as his scuba diving kit with him

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Wow because that is OBVIOUSLY not a peanut bar

 

[Galvatron]

Wow because that is OBVIOUSLY not a peanut bar

Shit so it is....you must be a expert on this type of crap

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I likecandy

 

[Galvatron]

I likecandy

She does look nice i must agree

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

hahaha

 

[muleman]

I will be staying in room 4 for a while.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

ok fine, ut there is no room service, you will ahve to take care of yourself haha

 

[loboloco]

I want the luxury suite and charge it to BigAl.

 

[jimbo]

I want the luxury suite and charge it to BigAl.

This is the Hotel Rusty, there is no luxury suite.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

This is the Hotel Rusty, there is no luxury suite.

Incorrect. There is in fact a luxury suite. It is the only room to have indoor plumbing.

Now that's luxury.

 

[muleman]

Incorrect. There is in fact a luxury suite. It is the only room to have indoor plumbing.

Now that's luxury.

You jackass! you told me room 4 WAS the luxury suite cause it was only 20 steps to the outhouse!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

You jackass! you told me room 4 WAS the luxury suite cause it was only 20 steps to the outhouse!

I'm one of them corrupt hotel owners. Kinda like the Boss Hogg of the Sheraton

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

What the hell?! Nobody could keep this place clean in my absence? That's the last time I hire a maid at the Home Depot.

 

[muleman]

You misunderstood what she was going to clean when you picked her up!

 

[muleman]

Here is an idea to increase occupancy. Hire another one and get them uniforms and let them perform in room 3. We can put a viewing window in the next room and run it kind of like a theater.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Well with enough convincing the Board of Health has allowed me to re-open the Rust Carlton but only on probation and I must post this sign

 

[muleman]

Yep! You can't trust them sailors. Did the rental blow up dolls arrive yet? I got the helium to fill them with!