Hotel Rusty

[Galvatron]

I will grill it for you.

Is it free-range chicken??

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Is it free-range chicken??

do you want free-range chicken?

 

[Galvatron]

On a rusty old grill down the road!

i think we need to call in the health inspector

 

[Galvatron]

do you want free-range chicken?

Not really i am a vegetarian

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i think we need to call in the health inspector

i think we need to call the looney ward

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Not really i am vegetarian

Then here you go.

 

[Galvatron]

Then here you go.

Is that veg Organic???

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Is that veg Organic???

Yup. Grew right out of the ground. Now eat it.

 

[Galvatron]

Yup. Grew right out of the ground. Now eat it.

Broccoli gives me wind...anything else on offer??

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

NO.

 

[Galvatron]

Not hungry any way i had a big lunch

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

are you running for congress?

 

[Galvatron]

are you running for congress?

No...running from the police

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

OH well it sucks to be you then, because they are here now. guess you wont be getting your deposit back

 

[Galvatron]

OH well it sucks to be you then, because they are here now. guess you wont be getting your deposit back

Thank fuck for that i will get a a meal a decent room for the night now and a decent meal

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Thank fuck for that i will get a a meal a decent room for the night now and a decent meal

You wanna try typing that again?

 

[Galvatron]

You wanna try typing that again?

As a horse i like my a's

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[Galvatron]

Can i hang out here in the lobby....the Mods are out in force and they seem a little humpy dumpty

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Can i hang out here in the lobby....the Mods are out in force and they seem a little humpy dumpty

Yeah you can hang here with me. WTF, I didn't see his post till after I posted mine, no need to piss at me... I guess that means no more derailing intro threads. Oh well, we had a good run till someone cried

 

[Galvatron]

These curtains are silky on my bum

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Ugh...

 

[Galvatron]

I am disgusted....the chambermaid just offered me Oral sex....jeez did i give her a mouthful or what

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Great, now I must close down the public bathrooms as someone came in a shat on the floor.

 

[Galvatron]

Have you a name for this fine establishment???

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Yeah, it's the Rust Carlton

 

[Galvatron]

Yeah, it's the Rust Carlton

Sounds posh....can you translate the sign i see in the car parking area

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

No that is some urban language i never seen. Gotta take my break now. Bye for now.

 

[Galvatron]

No that is some urban language i never seen. Gotta take my break now. Bye for now.

I shall take front of house until you return

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i see nobody came to visit poor galvy