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FUNNY PICTURE THREAD II
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NorthernRedneck
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A police officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he saw a couple in a car in Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately noticed a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the officer walked to the car and gently rapped on the driver's window.
The young man lowered his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop asked, "What are you doing?"
The young man said, "Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the officer asked, "And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugged, "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
He asked, "What's your age, young man ?"
The young man said, "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asked, "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looked at his watch and replied, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
The young man lowered his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop asked, "What are you doing?"
The young man said, "Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the officer asked, "And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugged, "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
He asked, "What's your age, young man ?"
The young man said, "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asked, "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looked at his watch and replied, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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NorthernRedneck
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A farmer drove to his neighbors house and knocked on the door.
A boy, about nine, opened the door.
The farmer asked “Is your mom or dad home?”
“No, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard, is he here?”
“No, he went with mom an dad.”
The farmer stood there a minute shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
When the boy said “ i know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one.
Or i could give dad a message.”
No, the farmer said uncomfortably. .
I really wanted to tslk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment, then said “Yep, you’ll have to talk to my dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bulls, and $50 for the pigs, but i have no idea how much he charges for Howard.
A boy, about nine, opened the door.
The farmer asked “Is your mom or dad home?”
“No, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard, is he here?”
“No, he went with mom an dad.”
The farmer stood there a minute shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
When the boy said “ i know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one.
Or i could give dad a message.”
No, the farmer said uncomfortably. .
I really wanted to tslk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment, then said “Yep, you’ll have to talk to my dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bulls, and $50 for the pigs, but i have no idea how much he charges for Howard.
NorthernRedneck
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Especially here. -7 celcius this morning but going to +7 today.
NorthernRedneck
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Sorry guys. Couldn't resist. Lol. Truth be told, they all break. They all have issues.
NorthernRedneck
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