It was a strange Christmas.
Got wakend at 5:00 by the hail bouncing off the roof. Drove to the farm at 8:00 for our usual Christmas in the mother of all thunder and lightning storms only to find that their power had been knocked out.
Got soaked to the skin powering up the RV so we could cook breakfast for everybody.
Opened all the presents by candlelight and flashlight.
Got all the usual pressies except for one. It was a redneck wine bottle opener. It had the usual foil cutter and bottle stopper but it also contained a one of those small Skil cordless srewdrivers and a corkscrew that attached directly to it. Push the forward button and drill the corkscrew right into the cork, reverse direction and back the cork right on out of there. It was hilarious .... and it works.