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johnday

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Re: Two word post

Mith said:
John obliged.
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Well, it was a sheep!!:eek: :14_6_20:
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This is a seguay and not part of the thread. (John, Mith and I need to move our comments elsewhere. Sorry for the disruption).
 
Junkman

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Those look mighty swollen but very well done Can I touch them? Do you
have to put your two quarters up the nether region or just pull it out of harms way and put your most expensive prophylactic on my rifle barrel before I do anything that will get me killed! Please take my computer keyboard and shove it between two hawaiian grass skirts while Dargo puts his Magnum PI dress on to cover his unusally small love for hairy dwarves. This can only lead to delirious decisions about what unbelievably sensitive woman will say when it's time to nag or whine and refuse to have sex under outrageous conditions while Dargo and Bob eat cheese and haggus while John and Mith watch Junk playing with a kitten.

Upside down with his finger in a strange but irresistibly dark, moist chocolate pudding coated with rabbit droppings served by curly haired blonde transvestite, he licked sheeps nuts and said: BITE ME!!!! John obliged. Then Muhammad squealed, oh! and thought The big fuzzy nutz look scary but exciting so he reached for a pair of his most treasured gay Kioti as he pulled on the hiway BANG went big hairy swollen balls.

So quickly everyone forgot.............
 
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE - PLEASE READ NOW....

IF YOU FIND THIS THREAD LOCKED, THAT MEANS THAT I AM PUTTING THE STORY TOGETHER AND POSTING IS TEMPORARLY HALTED. IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN 15 MINUTES, SO PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE. I HAVE ALREADY RUN INTO PROBLEMS KEEPING UP WITH THE POSTS WHEN I DO THE MAINTENANCE LIVE. THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.... JUNK.. :tiphat:
 
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