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Truly Tasteless Memes II
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Yikes lol
A farmer went into a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him at the counter said, “Well, how about that? I just ordered champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer responded. “This is a really special day for me, so I’m celebrating!” “Well, this is a really special day for me too, so I’m celebrating as well,” the woman replied.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses in celebration the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating, mam?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a baby,” said the woman, “and my gynecologist has just confirmed that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer and my hens were infertile all last year, but today they are all laying eggs!”
“Wow, that’s great!” said the woman. “So, how did your chickens suddenly become fertile?” ………… “I used a different cock”, said the farmer
The woman smiled, clinked his glass again and said, “What a coincidence!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer responded. “This is a really special day for me, so I’m celebrating!” “Well, this is a really special day for me too, so I’m celebrating as well,” the woman replied.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses in celebration the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating, mam?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a baby,” said the woman, “and my gynecologist has just confirmed that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer and my hens were infertile all last year, but today they are all laying eggs!”
“Wow, that’s great!” said the woman. “So, how did your chickens suddenly become fertile?” ………… “I used a different cock”, said the farmer
The woman smiled, clinked his glass again and said, “What a coincidence!”
Hmmm...
Same as when one of these idiot’s wearing cat ears in their hair and want the schools to supply them with a litter box. This country has a huge huge mental health issue .
Any country, county, school board, department or organization that would seriously listen or give credibility to a person wearing cat ears demanding a litter box, has a mentalhealthissue.