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The up your post count thread.....

I can take care of that.............:brows:
Oh, good!
I'd say she was giving me the willies - but that's not really the direction she seemed to be going...:doh:

y'all gettin' ready for an oyster fry - is that what she's workin' her way up to?
:chef:
 
That's funny :yum:

I was just say'in.......Galvatron's cartoon was funny.

The one that was asking "are you hungry"?

It was funny :yum: Did anyone else catch the man's pecker was in the selection of sausages? :yum:

What if she chose his pecker and asked to have it chopped up in bite size pieces? :yum:

What if she asked him to fry it up right there while she waited? :yum:

What if she was choosing between the different sausages and pointed to his pecker saying it looked too fatty?:yum:

What if she wanted to feel it to test the firmness?

It wouldn't stay the same kind of firmness while she was testing it's firmness :yum:

So strictly talking sausages she may decide once it's cooked it would be a more consistent firmness. :yum:

Ok.....I'm hungry for a sausage :rolleyes:

What if she asked him if he wanted to share that pecker...err...sausage for lunch?

I bet you thought I was done talking about this guy's pecker hiding in the sausages?



Dang, you must have been really bored last night. All these posts in a row. :rolf2:
 
just for a post up i will let you all know i may be arrested soon....still it was worth it :wink:
 
I tell ya, she's really in an extra, extra, EXTRA good mood today. She even made breakfast for me, and she's following me around like a puppy. :bb::thumb::mrgreen:


She ain't following you around like a puppy, and that ain't a smile on her face when she is whipping you around getting you to do some work around the house. :hammer: :hammer::mrgreen:
 
Dang, you must have been really bored last night. All these posts in a row. :rolf2:
Yeah I was !

I tell ya, she's really in an extra, extra, EXTRA good mood today. She even made breakfast for me, and she's following me around like a puppy. :bb::thumb::mrgreen:
Redneck<<< :shit: <<<Me :whistling:

She ain't following you around like a puppy, and that ain't a smile on her face when she is whipping you around getting you to do some work around the house. :hammer: :hammer::mrgreen:

See if I tell you anymore secrets!

:slap:
 
Damn I am behind now... was off all morning and (NOT me other people>) :shitHitFan: since I got in. I might take a lesson from Galvi cuz I am about ready to open a can on our VP :angry:... and I think the Pres is ready to watch it happen.
 
Beer tonight


Don't know, got me one of them really bad headaches yesterday and it's still lingering. Daughters birthday and I have to go out for supper with the whole family. I really want to go home and lay in bed with my eyes closed. I feel like I have this big fricken rubber band around my head and me eyes are burning. :sick:
 
Wuhl take the rubber band offa yer head, splash some water in your eyes to put the fire out, and go out with the family. Quit bein' sucha party pooper! :hammer:
 
I'm gonna try and get in trouble again today....my reps shot up to 1127 over night:yum::yum::yum:

Thanks to all you givers:thumb:
 
Well? What's happening? Don't tell me a big log fell off yer pickum-up-truck in his driveway so's he can't get his car out.
 
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