Say "whatever the F you want" thread.

[bczoom]

Went to the doctor today.

The dog is chewing a bone.

 

[loboloco]

Went to the dog today.

The doctor is chewing my as*.

Fixed it for you

 

[OhioTC18]

Holy chit...........I just realized I was one of the 50

 

[muleman]

If I shoot the bear can I get it mounted?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

If I shoot the bear can I get mounted?

oh thats just not right

 

[Trakternut]

If I shoot the bear can I mount it?

Sure! Go ahead. The bear won't be in any condition to object.

oh thats just not right

You're telling me!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

damn muleman has problems, eh?

 

[thcri]

25 miles on my bike tonight. 2 hours time average 12.5 miles per hour.

 

[pirate_girl]

What was thought to be an expected bad day at work, turned into not so bad.
We had thought we were going to get 4 new admissions (the paperwork is horrific)- but as it turned out, NONE of the 4 were released from area hospitals today.

Quiet day at Vancrest of Delphos on the rehab unit.
What's even better is I have the next 4 days off!

 

[muleman]

Weekend plus! Can't fight that too much!

 

[pirate_girl]

Weekend plus! Can't fight that too much!

I'm not .. which is partially why I am lingering on the net at this hour.

 

[muleman]

You ........linger?

 

[pirate_girl]

You ........linger?

Yeah, wit me finger on the rep click... let's not forget that

 

[muleman]

You just want to double up on me again!

 

[pirate_girl]

3:21 am..
Good night!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[muleman]

Rusty is like bad static on an old radio! You slap him and slap him and it keeps coming back!!

 

[muleman]

Galvi is a hit and run PLONKER lately. He is in and out before you can slap him!

 

[pirate_girl]

Can't decide if I want to wrap my chicken breasts in bacon, then smother with onions and parmesan, or just have them Q'd... hmmm...

 

[Trakternut]

Had a Double Whopper from Burger King. Drive through lane at McDonald's was at a near standstill. Sometimes, you just gotta settle.

 

[Galvatron]

I am sitting here worrying about a dear friend and his family miles away from me in the USA....all the tech at hand and yet im still in the dark.....phone email blah blah and nothing......


Shit i hate the way the world works.......all this tech and still the only way i could help in some way is to have no water separating us.....say some prayers they are needed.


sorry just pissed off and blowing steam.

 

[tsaw]

Prayer sent

 

[muleman]

Prayers for you and your friends Galvi.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

prayers, m8.

 

[thcri]

Will be thinking of them.

 

[pirate_girl]

Tsaw's avatar is irritating.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Tsaw's avatar is irritating.

try focusing on it when youre drunk
thought i was gonna fall over last night

 

[pirate_girl]

try focusing on it when youre drunk
thought i was gonna fall over last night

A. I don't get drunk.
B. Sober it's making my stomach roll and my head spin.
It's almost seizure inducing.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

A. I don't get drunk.
B. Sober it's making my stomach roll and my head spin.
It's almost seizure inducing.

yeah i know. had a little too much last night to look at something such as that avatar

 

[tsaw]

Tsaw's avatar is irritating.

Good god. I was waiting for someone to notice that. On my way to change it.

 

[muleman]

Reminds me of a box of Christmas lights I had in the early 70's. You never took them out of the box. Just open the end and plug it into an extension cord. WOW it would make you see shit after a minute or two. About that time I had a Vivitar camera that you could leave the film out and the flash would still work. I got quite a few folks with that one at "inopportune" times shall we say. They would stagger around till they could see the campfire again.