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Rusty's thought of the day thread

My wife just went to the shops and my Daughter held and waited with our dogs outside the shop...anyhow my 18 year old daughter(Katie) that i have not seen for about 4 years (from my first marriage) see my other daughter and said hello....katie said hello to my younger daughter and said "tell Dad i will pop and see him real soon".....i am choked....grown man crying aint a pretty sight...time will tell.

My wife is gutted she missed her she loves her so much like i do.
 
I do hope i do....i keep my emotions deep down on this subject but i know the day will come.....marriage break ups causes such harm to the kids it is unreal...i have my part in the blame game and i just hope she forgives me in some way...if she don't i still wish her happiness in her life.
 
well were back on the air with the galv n rusty show! due to some legal- er, uh, 'technical' difficulties, we had a long hiatus. but were back adn we already have a caller!

jimbo from tennessee, yer on the air!

yea, i gots me one'a them there ponderin's. if'n yer woman asks ya if'n ya love yer beer more'n her, hows ya sposta answer that?
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
well were back on the air with the galv n rusty show! due to some legal- er, uh, 'technical' difficulties, we had a long hiatus. but were back adn we already have a caller!

jimbo from tennessee, yer on the air!

yea, i gots me one'a them there ponderin's. if'n yer woman asks ya if'n ya love yer beer more'n her, hows ya sposta answer that?
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One of the few times it is morally and ethically appropriate to lie. :doh:
 
Next caller. What do i do If I find out the wife is pregnant but I had a vasectomy so my girlfriend did not get knocked up?:whistling:
 
Call Jerry Springer and tell him you are from Indiana, and it's even better if you find out your gay brother did it.
 
Come on Rusty...


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For the ladies....

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set em up m8....


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Well mates let me tell you what a CRAPPY 24 hours is. Yesterday right before lunch the wife asked me to look at her computer while she made lunch. A few minutes later she let the puppy (85 lbs) in and she proceeded to jump in my lap while I was sitting in the recliner. One of her feet struck me square on top of a testicle. Did not hurt that bad right then but an hour after eating I sat down at my computer and hurt like hell. Went and tried to lay down before my cardiologist appointment and it helped a little. Went to docs and by the time I got back it was starting to swell up. Had guests for supper so I waited till they left and went and undressed to assess the damage. One was twice the size of the other so I ended up trying to sleep with a bag of frozen peas wrapped in a dish towel stuffed in my jockeys. Got less than 2 hours sleep and was up for 2-3 hours till I took a pain pill and laid down till I woke up at 3:30 this morning. Ended up going to doctor and was waiting till she opened up this morning. After a check she sent me to the hospital for an ultrasound to make sure it was not torsioned or twisted in place. That was negative but not very pleasant as they grease you all up with some stuff to make the pic clear on the computer. Then I had to have blood work to make sure my blood thinner was ok to lower the dosage for a few days to slow down the bruising. So now I am back to ice packs on my balls for a few days! HOW WAS YOUR DAY mate?:hammer::hammer:
 
Yeah buddy! We are just relaxing and taking it easy for a few as the doc lady assures me they will turn purple in another day or so. Have a little bit of plumbing to run for the new basement bathroom but it will have to wait a few days. So are you still searching for another set of wheels? Saw a classic late 60's chevy pickup yesterday. Looked to be almost all original except for the mag wheels. Not for sale but pretty to the eye. If I could still do the serious wrenching I had thought about maybe getting something like that to work on. Guess I will settle for working on my boat once weather warms up.
 
I heard he is buying me a nice cowboy Hat....always wanted a nice American Cowboy Hat so it's like a dream come true:biggrin:
 
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