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Rusty's thought of the day thread

I'm sure glad your mama taught you to wash your hands after a piss!

However, I was lucky enough mine taught me not to piss on my fingers. :yum:
 
Man.. timing is great for this thread. I just returned from a trip to the loo.. another success story of not peeing on myself!:yum:
 
HA!

today i feel like total dookiepie. cant smell anything, cant taste anything, can barely breathe. spring has hit me full force and im not happy. im gettin drunk tonight. maybe it will fix me...
 
just alternate between Jaegerbombs and creme de menthe with the occasional shot of pepper vodka - and your sinuses will clear out.
as an added bonus, tomorrow you won't notice them at all!
 
So you are gonna join Ollies army? My wife insists on stopping there when we are down that way. They have some good deals at times.
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
todays thought:

how am i supposed to quit smoking when people deliberatley piss me off
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Refuse to buy cigarettes. People will only allow you to bum them for so long ....then you'll piss them off. :D
 
i try man, but around here it tends to pile on. specially with the stress im gonna have with a new second job.... im just gonna try adn look towards the future with it. this second job will get me much closer to gettin my project car much sooner
 
Heres a little tip m8....give up Booze and ciggies together....in a few days you will climbing the walls and give up giving up the Booze....you will chill with a Beer and the Ciggie wont matter.

I done that the first time i gave up....and remember i gave up smoking in the new year and im fine m8...yes i have the odd Cigar but thats it.

And i now get more sex as my wife says i dont smell like a ashtray :yum::yum::yum:(and i was getting plenty before):clap:
 
Galvatron said:
Heres a little tip m8....give up Booze and ciggies together....in a few days you will climbing the walls and give up giving up the Booze....you will chill with a Beer and the Ciggie wont matter.

I done that the first time i gave up....and remember i gave up smoking in the new year and im fine m8...yes i have the odd Cigar but thats it.

And i now get more sex as my wife says i dont smell like a ashtray :yum::yum::yum:(and i was getting plenty before):clap:
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LOL well its worth a shot i guess!
 
Just make sure you keep a good balanced Diet in the process...giving up smoking does put on a few pounds if ya aint careful....but im sure you can do it...use the Force:yum::yum::yum:
 
THE FORCE???

you mean this, right

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Yep thats gonna work just fine.....just ask yourself whats needed more at the end of the day....a ice cold Beer or a stinking Ciggie??? i know what i prefer:yum::yum::yum:
 
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