Purtier than a new set of snow tires

[johnday]

Hey, seems we've a decent amount of members from all over the country. Let's hear some of your local sayings when describing something...........
Dry as a popcorn fart.
Cuter than a spotted puppy.
Cold as a welldiggers ass.
Hornier than a three peckered billygoat.


Keep 'em coming. Can't wait to hear Mith's and you guys from down yonder!!

 

[TOMLESCOEQUIP]

Colder/slicker than dogsnot

 

[Junkman]

Since Rex was a pup.....

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

That's kind of wonky

 

[bczoom]

Let's hear some of your local sayings when describing something..........

Hmmm. I can only think of 2.

WTF

and

(while scratching your head) "We're going to need a bigger hammer"

 

[Mith]

Going arse over tit - flipping over
So rusty its almost got 4 doors - to desribe a rusty 2 door car
Pale as a bucket
Off his/her tits - pissed
Fu*ked as a fanny - pissed
Banger - old car
Drinking like a fish

Not sure how unique they are, yall probably use them too.

 

[Cowboyjg]

Hotter than a fresh Fuc#'d fox in a forest fire

 

[johnday]

Colder than 3000 screaming mother*$^#ers.
Colder than a witches tit in a castiron bra.

 

[Mith]

Cunning as a fox swimming upsteam in a fast flowing river wearing and iron monkey suit (etc...)
Most fun you can have [out of bed]/[with your clothes on]
Like shit through a fan
Bigger than a buisnessmans ego
Built like a brick shithouse

 

[thcri]

About as dumb as a box of rocks

What's that got to do with the price of rice in china

 

[johnday]

She's stick stupid!

 

[DaveNay]

As dumb as a retarded clam.

Γμčĸtard.

 

[dirtybernie]

practice safe sex go ---- yourself!

plenty of others but i'm waiting for the coffee to kick in lol.

 

[Wannafish]

Hotter'n a Nanny goat in a pepper patch

I'll knock you flatter'n a tird from a tall cows ass

A hack drove up and 6 more got out

 

[DAP]

More nervous than a herd o sheep on Farmers Drink For Free nite ....

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest ....

Old as the hills, and twice as Dusty ...

She so ugly, she make a train take a dirt road ...

She so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapper her mother ...

Her ass so big, she gotta sattelite going 'round it ....

I had a shirt like that .... then my dad gotta job...

Zat your face, or is your neck blowin a bubble??

Zat your face, or your pants fall down????

I'd eat the corn outta her shit jez to sees where it come from ...

I'll tear off your head, and shit down your neck mutha*(#&$(* !!!!!!

I'd better stop ...

 

[Big Dog]

Nervous as a whore in church

Shaking like a queer at a weiny roast

Went by him like a freight train passing a hobo
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[BoneheadNW]

Colder than a witches tit in a castiron bra.

Colder that a witches tit and twice as dusty.
That sucks blue whale.....that sucks blue whales mother (from Waynes world)
Did your mama have any children that lived?
Bonehead

 

[BoneheadNW]

How about:
You are more full of shit then a Christmas goose
She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch at 40 paces.
Bonehead

 

[johnday]

He's such a suckass, he can pull a 28" vacuum.

 

[Mith]

Theres enough glue there to hold the QE2 to the queyside

 

[johnday]

Said when shocked or amazed, "Well f@^$ me naked"!!
Said when REALLY shocked or amazed, "Well f*^@ me naked with the lights on"!

 

[OhioTC18]

Dumber than a damned hoe handle

 

[Archdean]

He is a-
She is a-
Dumb as a-
You are a-

Douche bag

Dean

 

[Kubota King]

Layin pipe - having sex
"GOOD TIMES" - yell that when something goes wrong or equipment breaks
Lay it deep - you guys can figure it out
Hammer that son of a bitch - throttle wide open (automobile, motorcyle. snowmobile, etc)

 

[v8dave]

F**k you very much.

 

[Michael]

Could not hit the broad side of the barn even with the target painted on it and at 5 feet.


Dumber then a sack of rice.


Schitt rolls downhill

 

[Mith]

Laying a cable/dropping a log - carrying out a certain bodily function in the wild

 

[Dargo]

(when busy) As busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

(when busy) Running 90 mph with my hair on fire.

(when busy) He was here and gone like a fart in a tornado.

(when busy) He was running around like a prarie dog in heat.

(normally) Can't even afford to pay attention I'm so broke.

 

[Big Dog]

He's such a suckass, he can pull a 28" vacuum.

More appreciated by a power plant employee...........

John your still at work! Get you crotch away from the condenser...

 

[johnday]

More appreciated by a power plant employee...........

John your still at work! Get you crotch away from the condenser...

Hey wait a minute!!!! I'm on straight time!!!!!