Ow!!!

[Slant Eyed Polack]

Meet my new foster: Penny. A sweet girl, but her tail's a freaking lightsaber. Just belted me in my juevos rancheros. Bitch. Which isn't an insult, it's what she is so simmer down already. Except I think she might be laughing at me, so maybe it is an insult. Regardless - whoever winds up adopting her will have won the lottery.

 

[Melensdad]

she is a cutie

 

[Slant Eyed Polack]

She'll look a lot better once she puts on some weight & her coat fills out. Breathtakingly sweet natured, considering the neglect & abuse she's been thru over the last couple years. Doesn't have an aggressive molecule in her body.

 

[Melensdad]

We have 2 rescues, both are the sweetest things with the biggest personalities.

 

[Slant Eyed Polack]

Lookit me showing fake prey who's boss. Are you spending your time as productively? I doubt it.

Slacker.

 

[pirate_girl]

She's absolutely adorable 🥰

 

[Slant Eyed Polack]

Dogbreath On My Shoulder: it's what John Denver originally wrote. He caved to the record label; sunshine is more commercial.

That's Atticus, by the way - my secret weapon with scared & timid fosters. The douchebags who surrendered Penny (we suspect they were using her as a bait dog) warned us how much she hates other dogs.

Whatever.