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OMG Beer contains female hormones!

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones!

Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month,

Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 Beer's within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

:yum::yum::yum:
 
I'm goin' out on a limb here -

Scientists recently discovered that at some point 99% of woman will contain intelligent DNA. Sadly 70% of them will spit it out.
 
Wow! Just...oh my gosh WOW! How can the seen be unseen?.:yum:
:hammer: :yum:
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You know, you are right Rusty. I had one shot of that stuff at a Christmas party, and yes, I saw nothing the rest of the night. Well, nothing I could remember the next morning. :yum:

:clap: one of the local bars around here will not serve you more than 3 shots of jager a night.
 
Wow! Just...oh my gosh WOW! How can the seen be unseen? That is horribly disturbing, on so many levels.:yum:


That is disturbing. So is this.

I so wish I could find animated bouncing man boobs to post in my signature line!:w00t2:
 
:yum::yum: thanks for that! :yum::yum:

the lil lady actually helps get me my 4th shot there. waitress got annoyed with me cuz i tried to get her to give me another :yum::yum::yum: i really dont get why they limit the shots :unsure:
 
:clap: one of the local bars around here will not serve you more than 3 shots of jager a night.

I felt poisoned! I only had wine with dinner and before the party left the restaurant, a couple supervisors bought me the shot. "Here, ya gotta try this!"

After the cab ride home, I couldn't function. The night was a blur. :yum:

So, I can see why they wouldn't want to let anyone have 3. :smile:

That is disturbing. So is this.

I so wish I could find animated bouncing man boobs to post in my signature line!:w00t2:

OMG! What the heck? YUCKY! *scrubs eyes* :doh:

Where do you find this stuff...NO...don't tell me! PS...I really hope you don't find that animated thingy...it would be sooooooooooo damaging! :yum:*runs out of thread*

"Big Daddy needs a damn shot, barwench!"

what the hells wrong with that? :yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:

Gee, I can't imagine! :yum::yum::yum:
 
I felt poisoned! I only had wine with dinner and before the party left the restaurant, a couple supervisors bought me the shot. "Here, ya gotta try this!"

After the cab ride home, I couldn't function. The night was a blur. :yum:

So, I can see why they wouldn't want to let anyone have 3. :smile:




Gee, I can't imagine! :yum::yum::yum:


Must affect people differently i guess. ive already gone through about half a small bottle, and had really no adverse affects. no hangover, no sickness, and complete recollection of the previous night.
 
Must affect people differently i guess. ive already gone through about half a small bottle, and had really no adverse affects. no hangover, no sickness, and complete recollection of the previous night.

WOW! I guess so! I am officially, a lightweight, now anyway, so it's very possible that's the answer. I've never been so affected by a drink in all my life. Mezcal wasn't this bad.:biggrin:

I'm really afraid to try it again. :sad:
 
I could use a Jager bomb right about now! lol My wife had three of those one night. She was a limp noodle by the end...

btw.. I wanna drink with Gina.., that sounds fun...

CG.. how'd u find those pics of rusty topless? Were those from the last FF party I missed? :confused2:
 
LOL. well Jager is definatley not for everybody. some can slam 'em back one by one, others cant even smell it without feelin sick, lol

It's licorice flavored, right? Or similar to that? I have trouble with licorice flavored alcohol. I tried Oozoo (sp) once, or was it Anisette? I can't remember, of course, but that left me in poor condition too! :biggrin:
 
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