oh my gosh!
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nixon
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working woman
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working woman
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Bumper sticker spotted on a Silverado pickup truck on loop 610 in Houston,
Texas, on Oct 30, 2007
"I WISH HILLARY HAD MARRIED OJ"
Texas, on Oct 30, 2007
"I WISH HILLARY HAD MARRIED OJ"
working woman
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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor
NAME_____________________________________DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married ______________________________
If less than your age, explain
ACCESSORIES SECTION\
]A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
]B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
[D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
']E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
'] pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?]
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.)
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor
NAME_____________________________________DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married ______________________________
If less than your age, explain
ACCESSORIES SECTION\
]A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
]B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
[D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
']E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
'] pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?]
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.)
Snowcat Operations
Active member
I had an Brother in Law that always pulled pranks on me. One day the door bell rings and I asked who it was. "Jehova witness". It sounded just like my brother in law so I yelled to my then wife and said, "Honey grab the shotgun its those damned Jehova witnesses"! When I opened the door there stood two young men staring at me with eyes wide open! After apologizing they left without giving me any of those comic books they hand out. I never did see another Jehova witness again after that.
.. poor dog!!
