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New Kid on the Block

American Woman said:
Your gonna pass out and miss the whip and chains show! :popcorn:
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As long as I have the bruises and scratches to prove the story....:w00t2:

Erik said:
I see where this is going - you're going to use the "I was drunk and couldn't control my fingers" defense when princess finally logs back on to see what kind of trouble you've been causing?
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Hell she knew where this was going when we headed home from work... AW heard THAT story in PM

American Girl said:
Don't worry...I can wait...I'm very patient...(evil laughter)
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Oh boy!:brows:

And yes I AM on the second beer....
 
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so let me make sure i've got this all right so far:
your folks are AW & redneck
you and your mom are trying to convince us you're each more perverted than the other.
you're trying to set a record for most posts in the first day on the forum
you're patiently getting Rback33 drunk so you can use your whips & chains on him in his stupor

did i miss anything important?

anything critical you want to share like the fact you're a closet perky, morning person or something equally evil? :ninja:
 
Erik said:
so let me make sure i've got this all right so far:
your folks are AW & redneck
you and your mom are trying to convince us you're each more perverted than the other.
you're trying to set a record for most posts in the first day on the forum
you're patiently getting Rback33 drunk so you can use your whips & chains on him in his stupor

did i miss anything important?

anything critical you want to share like the fact you're a closet perky, morning person or something equally evil? :ninja:
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First, you forgot the wife joining in with the whip, and second, I would NEVER stoop as low as being a perky morning person. Even I am not that evil. The last time I saw sunrise was when I was up all night.
 
Erik said:
so let me make sure i've got this all right so far:
your folks are AW & redneck
you and your mom are trying to convince us you're each more perverted than the other.
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As Forest Gump would say.....No... we are not trying to out do each other....we are family

Erik said:
you're trying to set a record for most posts in the first day on the forum
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I think that one has already been done, and you should get frequent poster points.

Erik said:
you're patiently getting Rback33 drunk so you can use your whips & chains on him in his stupor
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YES
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Erik said:
did i miss anything important?
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NO it doesn't appear that way so far.

Erik said:
anything critical you want to share like the fact you're a closet perky, morning person or something equally evil? :ninja:
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I've never been accused of that! :blink:
 
I would hope so?
but I also have seen folks go the other way.
I think you're gonna be an absolute hoot to have around!
 
Although I am still slightly offended that you would accuse me of being a closeted perky morning person. Closeted, maybe, but never a perky morning person.
 
Raisinettes .... I love 'em but not allowed to eat them - wife will kill me .... borderline diabetic ... popcorn & beer is bad enough. :bangin:
 
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American Girl said:
Although I am still slightly offended that you would accuse me of being a closeted perky morning person. Closeted, maybe, but never a perky morning person.
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I never accused you of anything, other than trying to get Rback drunk (and he has apparently passed out some time back) - it was a simple question with a possible answer.
but now that we know you're in the closet...
 
Ok, drama seems to be over for now, I'm going to bed so Redneck can have the computer. Thanks for all the welcomes and laughs, I had fun tonight. I'll be back. When I'm not getting into trouble in the real world, that is. (Evil Laughter)
 
Erik said:
I never accused you of anything, other than trying to get Rback drunk (and he has apparently passed out some time back) - it was a simple question with a possible answer.
but now that we know you're in the closet...
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Lol, but do you really know that or am I just a shameless troublemaker trying to stir up a little conversation and gossip?
 
Damn. Sorry I missed all the rest of the fun! I got sick of fighting my internet connection. One of those negatives of living so far out in the boonies. And before anyone tries to give me the "o yeah, right, uh huh, u passed out crap"... AW CAN (does not mean she WILL) vouch for the fact that I told her I have been having issues with that in a PM yesterday before I left work.....
 
Erik said:
lightweight. ;)
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:hammer::hammer: I was so pissed last night.... I was all wound up for pot stirring and it was taking FOREVER for pages to load. I have been having issues all week and it's driving me nuts. Granted.. it WAS just a matter of time before the codeine took me out. THAT stuff turns me into a zombie:dizzy:

Oh... and I see our new friend has already made it into the adult playground as well. THAT should be fun...:rock:

Oh.. and I found this too... did not we had one of theses...:whip: :shock:
 
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EastTexFrank said:
Raisinettes .... I love 'em but not allowed to eat them - wife will kill me .... borderline diabetic ... popcorn & beer is bad enough. :bangin:
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They were supposed to be for me :huh:

Erik said:
I never accused you of anything, other than trying to get Rback drunk (and he has apparently passed out some time back)
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Rback was getting HIMSELF drunk
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Bobcat said:
No clue what he's talking about. He seems to have a Rosie fixation. :rolleyes: As far as bones.....sorry, PG gets first pick.
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Oh....so it gunna be like that now :huh: That's ok because PG and I are partners in crime, and I don't mind holding you down while she picks a bone. ( might need some help from a couple of BIG guys ta do it) We don't need a Rosie excuse, it'll just be fun :thumb:)
 
So... where is the FNG (FUN new Girl) today? She can't be letting real life get in the way of FF....:doh:
 
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