Athough Rasmussen seemed to do a pretty good job on the presidential election.
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Athough Rasmussen seemed to do a pretty good job on the presidential election.
Jon Stewart is as irrelevant as the pollsters he chastised.
And that goes for him and his entertainment friends, and so-called news masters,
And that goes for him and his entertainment friends, and so-called news masters,
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives......
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least . . .
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff!
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least . . .
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff!
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference
between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I beg to differ because, there is:
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!
between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I beg to differ because, there is:
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!
A cowboy entered a pharmacy and asked the drug store manager for a dozen condoms.
The drug store manager asked "Would you like a paper bag?"
The cowboy shook his head and replied,
"Nah ,she aint that ugly."
The drug store manager asked "Would you like a paper bag?"
The cowboy shook his head and replied,
"Nah ,she aint that ugly."
