• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

Humor, sarcasm, irony, and other fun stuff

Only on a farm: Wife has been complaining that I've been putting oily clothing in washer, dryer and it's leaving oil stains on her clothes. Only I haven't, or if I do I do a load of clean rags after.
Funny, all of the oil stains are on her front side of clothes. none on back.
Yesterday, I found out what's happening: Her dog not only loves rolling in Turkey poop, she also loves rolling in the oily spots in the maintenance yard. Then comes in and climbs in her lap.... oops
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top