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Humor, sarcasm, irony, and other fun stuff

Just don't shoot the messenger ok?
 

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……… ''who's he fool'n'' ,...….. he knows where the stash is...….. and nothing but empty shells left,...… been there ……...
 
When traveling the backcountry byways, everyone here knows roadkill goes to 'whoever seen it first'. In winter conditions, it's good for days, sometimes you just have to be adamant about running the scavengers off.
 

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These nifty little accessories allow you to arrange for 'in flight refueling '. You know, for when you're hurrying trying to beat the lift lines. They're available at any gas station here.
 

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Good to know as we head out into the wild, because the last thing you want to do in extreme life threatening conditions , is break the law. Troubling thing is, it doesn't mention anywhere in the code that the 'other human' should be 'not alive' first:bolt:

Just saying.
:UtOh2::bonk: :confused:
 

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The history books have passed over the entire Donnor expedition, so it needs to be put on paper for all of those Jeffery Dahmer types.

Donnor. Dahmer. Hummmmmm :unsure:
 
No need to stock up:
 

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So many good smiles and chuckles to be had/share about 'our' current situation. Quarantine, TP, ect. Perhaps some upside to sharing that humor but also a reluctance to 'go there' at the moment driven by two things; past experience of grief, and the understanding that the worst is yet to come and no one knows the health or economic extent of that down the road yet. So idk, better the humor now and perhaps seem insensitive down the road, or forgo the smile at the moment in respect of the possibilities? Some thoughts about that;

https://www.humormatters.com/articles/crisis.htm
 
Looks like it was just a forewarning.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR4O9C8bMIw[/ame]
 
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From the looks of that number, I'd say Todd's at the golf course and doesn't want to hear about it :wink:
 

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.... and there's always the successful...'truck hunting''' .... moving along is always more challenging.... works great on coyotes also,...
 
olympicorange said:
.... and there's always the successful...'truck hunting''' .... moving along is always more challenging.... works great on coyotes also,...
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I have been having a hankering for a water truck with an in cab controlled water cannon on top :thumbup:


Lol, reminds me of. When I was 21 some buddies and I spent the winter in Australia riding motorcycles around the country. We had some friends that farmed along the Snowy River and while we were there they invited us out to spotlight some rabbits one night. Sure, we know that game. So about dark that night one of the guys comes downstairs carrying a couple shotguns and shoulder belts full of shells. My buddies and I kinda look at each other like, wow at home we give the bunnies a chance, we just use .22s or something. But when in Rome, right?

Little did we know, it plays out like this. Put two guys in the back of a ute (think El Camino), one with a spotlight and one with a shotgun, the top of the cab hits you about your knee caps. We are in large paddocks, think pastures cleared from the bush with groves of trees, maybe 4-5 hundred acres each. They drive we shoot. The driver goes 30 mph no matter what and follows the bunnies every dart and turn. Trust me, the bunnies have a huge advantage, but we're practiced up now! In hindsight it's lucky no one in the cab got shot :wink: Crazy Aussies.
 
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I have been having a hankering for a water truck with an in cab controlled water cannon on top :thumbup:


Lol, reminds me of. When I was 21 some buddies and I spent the winter in Australia riding motorcycles around the country. We had some friends that farmed along the Snowy River and while we were there they invited us out to spotlight some rabbits one night. Sure, we know that game. So about dark that night one of the guys comes downstairs carrying a couple shotguns and shoulder belts full of shells. My buddies and I kinda look at each other like, wow at home we give the bunnies a chance, we just use .22s or something. But when in Rome, right?

Little did we know, it plays out like this. Put two guys in the back of a ute (think El Camino), one with a spotlight and one with a shotgun, the top of the cab hits you about your knee caps. We are in large paddocks, think pastures cleared from the bush with groves of trees, maybe 4-5 hundred acres each. They drive we shoot. The driver goes 30 mph no matter what and follows the bunnies every dart and turn. Trust me, the bunnies have a huge advantage, but we're practiced up now! In hindsight it's lucky no one in the cab got shot :wink: Crazy Aussies.
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…….. lol ,.. I can literally relate to that experience,... bullet holes ans all... most people can hit a target , sitting still.... but the ''cowboys & indians'' technique is a true test of markmanship….
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