Gotta get his name and phone number. Pay for it if needed. Then
Call Jehovah's and tell them you may be interested in converting, could they come visit? Greenpeace. HSUS. DNC/RNC/Lebertarians always look for donations.
Post some criag's lists add for free stuff, come get it. A personal ad for some consensual gay sex works too.
Take some time and make up a reciept of money for a backordered Penis Enlarger. Label the envelope's sender something like "Indiana's Largest Penis Enlarger Retailer" In fact, I'm sure you could come up with all sorts of great stuff he bought and is backordered!
Order him a male stripper, paid for by Brenda.
Call Jehovah's and tell them you may be interested in converting, could they come visit? Greenpeace. HSUS. DNC/RNC/Lebertarians always look for donations.
Post some criag's lists add for free stuff, come get it. A personal ad for some consensual gay sex works too.
Take some time and make up a reciept of money for a backordered Penis Enlarger. Label the envelope's sender something like "Indiana's Largest Penis Enlarger Retailer" In fact, I'm sure you could come up with all sorts of great stuff he bought and is backordered!
Order him a male stripper, paid for by Brenda.