Hi everyone...

[Lia]

Incidently guys, sorry for not having replied sooner, I have been out of town since Monday 8th...

 

[fogtender]

Hi, um... I'm not new to forums, just this one. I was just browsing, and became very interested in a couple of threads, I like the layout too; felt I had to join up. Some very interesting points of view seem to be expressed here in these forums, and there's a lot of wit flying around. Some very funny people... I just read the thread about the lamb that was born with a human head. I don't hesitate to tell you that most of you who posted in there are incorrigible! lol

You know, I really hate this first step. I am rather reserved and insular in temperament, until I get to know people and feel comfortable in a group, and that is one of the reason that I need to join forums. I need to come out of my shell a bit. That's what I tell myself anyway... In type I can be very articulate, but in a crowd I'm as talkative as the gatepost

The real truth is that I am currently stalking Russell Crowe, ( having quit on Mel Gibson on new year's eve, owing to his intractible er... disposition ), for my new year resolution, as you do; and I heard he might be hiding out here...? Santa was most unhelpful at xmas, so I ain't talking to him for another year, *sighs* and I figured if one wants summat done ,one must invariably do it one'sself.

In any event, it's nice to be here... I look forward to many laughs at your witty comments.

Glad you showed up... you do know that most of the "Other" posters are from a Mental institution (name not released for their own safety) and their rants are very understandable "left wing" simply because they can't grasp reality... You will be able to pick them out pretty easily....

But other than that, you should fit in just fine...

 

[Lia]

Glad you showed up... you do know that most of the "Other" posters are from a Mental institution (name not released for their own safety) and their rants are very understandable "left wing" simply because they can't grasp reality... You will be able to pick them out pretty easily....

But other than that, you should fit in just fine...

lol. Shhhhh!!! I was the head warden there, and I've come, incognito obviously, to hunt them down and chase 'em back to the funny farm with the rubber wallpaper...

Thanks for the welcome.

 

[JEV]

Well JEV, I don't know if perhaps you are not often right, but if that is the case, I am desolate to prove you wrong once again. (NOT)

I am every inch a very femine 34 year old female! Moreover, I believe I have made that clear in my profile and details.

I ain't sayin you is, and I aint sayin you ain't, but you wouldn't be the first to phoney-up a profile. Also, I ain't the best speler, but I think you meant "feminine" and not femine...or did you get it right the first time? As for me, I'm just a plain old lesbian trapped inside of dirty old man's body.

Oh, and I've been wrong before, and will be again, so it ain't no big deal.

 

[Lia]

I ain't sayin you is, and I aint sayin you ain't, but you wouldn't be the first to phoney-up a profile.

I'm sure.

Also, I ain't the best speler, but I think you meant "feminine" and not femine...or did you get it right the first time?

Mine was a typo, was your's?

As for me, I'm just a plain old lesbian trapped inside of dirty old man's body.

Oh, and I've been wrong before, and will be again, so it ain't no big deal.

I can promise you it ain't a big deal... I shan't lose one second of sleep over what you think, or believe.

 

[RedRocker]

It is the interweb after all.

 

[fogtender]

Originally Posted by JEV
As for me, I'm just a plain old lesbian trapped inside of dirty old man's body.

I can promise you it ain't a big deal... I shan't lose one second of sleep over what you think, or believe.

I think you missed his Lesbian humor, here is a joke with incite on an old farts thought process...

The Old Cowboy...


An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"


He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

 

[Lia]

I think you missed his Lesbian humor,

Perhaps I have fog... I've not long gotten back from a four and a half hour drive, and don't know too many folk here, or their sense of humor.

If I read you wrong JEV, I unreservedly apologise; if not, bite me!

here is a joke with incite on an old farts thought process...

The Old Cowboy...


An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"


He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

That's very funny. lol

 

[fogtender]

That's very funny. lol

Most "Normal" guys are Lesbians inside, from any age all they think about are women... The ones that aren't I guess I would worry about....

 

[muleman]

welcome back. you got here on MEL day as well!

 

[Lia]

Most "Normal" guys are Lesbians inside, from any age all they think about are women... The ones that aren't I guess I would worry about....

Yes, I would imagine you would. lol. But I think we girls generally know, or at least have a sense of who those kind of guys are, after a short while. At least I do, altho this could be because I kinda mix with them a lot, being an Artist, I meet quite a few gay guys. I don't actually know any lesbians tho... I don't think.

 

[Lia]

welcome back. you got here on MEL day as well!

Gee, thanks muleman; and a special thanks for Mel. *fans herself*

 

[fogtender]

Yes, I would imagine you would. lol. But I think we girls generally know, or at least have a sense of who those kind of guys are, after a short while. At least I do, altho this could be because I kinda mix with them a lot, being an Artist, I meet quite a few gay guys. I don't actually know any lesbians tho... I don't think.

What kind of art do you do?

 

[Lia]

What kind of art do you do?

I sketch, draw, create... I kinda create anything from, well, anything really.

 

[fogtender]

I sketch, draw, create... I kinda create anything from, well, anything really.

Start a thread with a few postings of the work, I like to see all sorts of styles. I do a lot of cartoons and landscape paintings when I have the time, more of a hobby thing.

 

[pirate_girl]

Well JEV, I don't know if perhaps you are not often right, but if that is the case, I am desolate to prove you wrong once again. (NOT)

I am every inch a very femine 34 year old female! Moreover, I believe I have made that clear in my profile and details.

I never doubted you were a woman Lia.
It's nice to see you've posted again.
We need more chicks on the forum.

 

[grizzer]

me tu

Welcome

I'm the naughty one that needs a spanking

 

[muleman]

me tu

Welcome

I'm the naughty one that likes a spanking

fixed it for you!

 

[BigAl]

Start a thread with a few postings of the work, I like to see all sorts of styles. I do a lot of cartoons and landscape paintings when I have the time, more of a hobby thing.

If you pull my finger I can show you a neat trick

 

[Lia]

I never doubted you were a woman Lia.
It's nice to see you've posted again.
We need more chicks on the forum.

lol, Been ganging up on you have they? Never mind, we'll run circles round 'em so fast they'll get dizzy. After all, we never wanted to be equal, did we? Why downgrade ourselves, we're already er... far superior.

me tu

Welcome

I'm the naughty one that needs a spanking

Hmm... it er... hasn't escaped my attention that quite a few of you should line up outside the principal's office.

fixed it for you!

My hero! I knew you'd come to my rescue Mel!

If you pull my finger I can show you a neat trick

You know what? I know that 'joke.' My Uncle does that and then when one pulls his finger, he pumps. It's a disgusting party trick. lol

Many of you are going straight to hell!

 

[fogtender]

If you pull my finger I can show you a neat trick

Well for it to be a neat trick, your head would have to disapeared down into your shirt. The fart one has been way over played... Needs a new twist, unless of course you are backed up to a campfire..... "Flame On!"

 

[muleman]

lol,

Many of you are going straight to hell!

I was doing good on directions till i got around Rusty and Galvi. They have helped lead me astray.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

damn straight

 

[Galvatron]

i know none of the above 2

 

[Lia]

You are all hilarious... I just love you guys; you've all turned my introductory thread into something special, every er... damned one of you. Thanks.