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FUNNY PICTURE THREAD II

NorthernRedneck said:
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I saw the eyes first thank you very much. So, I passed. I am and always have been, an eye man. And I'll tell you why.
When I first met Crumpy, it was Christmas day, cold and snowy. She was wearing a Snowmobile outfit so,
All I could see was he face and her eyes. Her gorgeous crystal blue eyes!!!
Her intense look made my heart flutter.
I fell in love at first sight.

As for breasts, later after marriage, I found that she had almost nothing there.
She worriedly described them as two fried eggs on a plate.
Her concern was that I would be disappointed. I wasn't.
Pregnancy fixed it and she grew a proper pair.
However, I was then and am still,
In love with her eyes.

I like breasts but the eyes are windows to the soul.
Her piercing blue eyes looked right to my heart
I will always be an eye man.
 
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FrancSevin said:
I saw the eyes first thank you very much. So, I passed. I am and always have been, an eye man. And I'll tell you why.
When I first met Crumpy, it was Christmas day, cold and snowy. She was wearing a Snowmobile outfit so,
All I could see was he face and her eyes. Her gorgeous crystal blue eyes!!!
Her intense look made my heart flutter.
I fell in love at first sight.

As for breasts, later after marriage, I found that she had almost nothing there.
She worriedly described them as two fried eggs on a plate.
Her concern was that I would be disappointed. I wasn't.
Pregnancy fixed it and she grew a proper pair.
However, I was then and am still,
In love with her eyes.

I like breasts but the eyes are windows to the soul.
Her piercing blue eyes looked right to my heart
I will always be an eye man.
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Sucking up?
 
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NorthernRedneck said:
Sucking up?
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Hardly!!!
Northern Redneck,,,,

We have been cyber friends far too long for that innocent comment to hurt.
For the record I never had to "suck up" to my lovely Crumpy.
Sigma males never "suck up" to anyone. Even wives.
Story is absolutely, and completely true.
She is a genuine peach of a woman.
We are going on 57 years.,,,
and still in love.
Amazing!
 
FrancSevin said:
Hardly!!!
Northern Redneck,,,,

We have been cyber friends far too long for that innocent comment to hurt.
For the record I never had to "suck up" to my lovely Crumpy.
Sigma males never "suck up" to anyone. Even wives.
Story is absolutely, and completely true.
She is a genuine peach of a woman.
We are going on 57 years.,,,
and still in love.
Amazing!
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That's awesome.
 
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