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FUNNY PICTURE THREAD II

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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of chocolate-covered candy.

Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it a Budweiser?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," the boy replied again.

"Is it wine?"

"No," said the little boy......"It's a puppy!"
 
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