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FUNNY PICTURE THREAD II

Funny thoughts -

  • A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

  • Apparently, an RSVP to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.

  • Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.

  • “You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did."

  • I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute..

  • I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

  • It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

  • I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.

  • Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”

  • I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have lots of new ideas.
  • As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of....it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

  • I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

  • Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

  • My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.

  • I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

  • I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.
 
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