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Doctor jokes

A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature ejaculation. The doctors said it was touch and go.
 
Two fathers-to-be met in the maternity waiting room. "Can you believe this? The first day of our vacation, and she goes into labor!"

The second one looks at the first and says, "What do you have to complain about? This is our honeymoon!"
 
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
 
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