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Body Part Count

Galvatron said:
eh slow down i dont want to touch his nipples....and mine are feeling nervous with the thought of redneck trying to tune in to local radio with mine

i should really think through what i have to say
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urednecku said:
I bet when I pull out the nipple clamps, you'll run. I don't EVEN have to touch them.
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Galvatron said:
forgot to mention......no sex toys allowed
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urednecku said:
To clarify, these were bought at the hardware store.........
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Ok, you guys are really starting to freak me out here...:huh:
And Galv...no sex toys allowed? That kinda takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it? :whip:

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Galvatron said:
AG i beg you save me from your sex crazed kinky mad man father(no offence meant sir):yum::yum::yum::thumb:
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Looks like she left you on your own. Just like a female, huh. Start trouble, then high-tail it out of town, hoping it's not noticed she is the one that started it in the first place.
 
Galvatron said:
AG i beg you save me from your sex crazed kinky mad man father(no offence meant sir):yum::yum::yum::thumb:
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Don't you worry, just stand behind me and I'll take care of everything. Wait a minute...since when have I ever been able to control HIM ?!?!?! Sorry, babe, you're on your own on this one. Good luck!

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urednecku said:
Looks like she left you on your own. Just like a female, huh. Start trouble, then high-tail it out of town, hoping it's not noticed she is the one that started it in the first place.
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HEY!!! I resemble that remark!! :neutral:

Actually, that's not really true...I like to start trouble and then sit back and watch the ensuing chaos play out. :shifty:
It's really great entertainment, you should try it sometime.

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American Girl said:
HEY!!! I resemble that remark!! :neutral:

Actually, that's not really true...I like to start trouble and then sit back and watch the ensuing chaos play out. :shifty:
It's really great entertainment, you should try it sometime.

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I do. You haven't noticed? See, I can cause problems is such a way people think it's somebody else fault!!
 
:wtf: How did I miss this all this time?

To answer the question... after the brain it's the ass.

So... what about the t-shirt contest?

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