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Blonde jokes

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
 
Wow, you hit the blonde joke goldmine. Good ones MB.

That brunette in post 30 is downright MEAN!!!!!!! :yum:
 
2 blondes are walking down the street when one of them finds a locket on the ground. She picks it up, opens it and says, "That's odd. This locket I just found has a picture of me in it!"

The other blond grabs the locket, opens it and responds, "You're an idiot. That's a picture of ME."
 
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