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The Old Salt
After several failed relationships, a woman puts a singles ad in the paper.
“Looking for an honest man who won't beat me, walk out on me and is good in bed.”
Soon afterwards the doorbell rings and she finds a guy with no arms or legs on her porch.
"I'm here to answer your ad"
She says skeptically "You have no arms so you can't beat me; you have no legs, so you can't walk out on me. But are you any good in bed?"
He says "Hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?!"
“Looking for an honest man who won't beat me, walk out on me and is good in bed.”
Soon afterwards the doorbell rings and she finds a guy with no arms or legs on her porch.
"I'm here to answer your ad"
She says skeptically "You have no arms so you can't beat me; you have no legs, so you can't walk out on me. But are you any good in bed?"
He says "Hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?!"
