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What about a man 40+ ?

here's a couple more one is one of me caught taking a nap and coco puffs snuggled up next to me the other was in iraq where i was holding our unautherized shop mascott a hedge hogg we named dinky. you chicks can look but you can not touch cause i'm a married man.
 

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no that was some kind of illusion caused by the lighting might have just taken a swigg off a bottle of water as that pic was taken during the day when temps were 120 degrees and i had been awake for over 15 hours.
 
Well, I'm 39 but guess I look like I'm 69 - at least I won't change my hairstyle in near future :yum: I used a lot of testosterone to get rid of that hair :glare:

I have hardly any photos of myself, why ruin a nice camera :doh: Here's the few action shots from my FB account...
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Don't worry, its my garage in middle of organizing some stuff (not a happy day, btw):
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I don't mind if someone wants to adopt me:w00t2:I can live with the dogs, outside (but not too cold since as you know, I'm mostly hairless). I think I'm going to make a dramatic change on next year when I turn 40 :5boobs:, maybe I turnout to a great woman-magnet. Likely, nothing will change :ermm:

Because everyone seems to think so;
- No I am not a police officer
- No I don't work in the security at the local night club
- No I never killed anyone and wasn't in prison. Certainly no sex crimes! I don't even have any tattoos!

Great sales talk :brows:
 
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You resemble a male nurse aide I work with.
His name is Mark W.
He's bald and drives all the other female aides wild.
Must be the bald thang.
He's got a pierced nose which must be covered at all times.
No tatts that I've noticed.
He hasn't killed anyone thus far that I know of.. but the bald young man look often spells WILD for some.
It's a bitch being a nurse in charge of young, giggly girls around a bald mayun. LOL

Are you German or an American living in Germany?
 
Oh, thank You very much Pirate Girl :) You're the first real pirate I know! Aye, aye, Captain!

I was just thinking about the male nurse aide - and what he's using to cover his nose all the times? Guess that depends of the size of his nose, but could be anything from red "clown nose ball" to ship anchor (that must be hard for the knees). If he's driving the young female aides wild I have to start thinking how I can get into the hospital, worst case as a patient. I'm sure my ship anchor is bigger than his :rock:

What I am... I was born in Switzerland, lived my younghood in Finland but have a British passport, I have no idea what I am :D English isn't my mother tongue. Neither I'm really a good German speaker, even after living now 5 years here. So far I managed with ancient Indian sign language and my middle finger :yum: Ok, English is no problem.

To get girls (one would be enough unless she's an Eastern German wrestler) I might need a parrot or two on my shoulder, wooden leg and an eye patch! How do you get to be a pirate, do I need a tattoo? Are there other pirate girls than you on the ship?? All the German pirate girls are working in submarines and I don't like to live my life in a tin can, you know. I guess you must be reserved but if you need someone walking the plank... :reacharou Yeah, that would be cool way to go! I'm soon getting my first pirate girl tattoo!

Somehow these smilies make my message look "dirty" :glare: Oh, behave you guys!
 
Oh, thank You very much Pirate Girl :) You're the first real pirate I know! Aye, aye, Captain!

I was just thinking about the male nurse aide - and what he's using to cover his nose all the times? Guess that depends of the size of his nose, but could be anything from red "clown nose ball" to ship anchor (that must be hard for the knees). If he's driving the young female aides wild I have to start thinking how I can get into the hospital, worst case as a patient. I'm sure my ship anchor is bigger than his :rock:

What I am... I was born in Switzerland, lived my younghood in Finland but have a British passport, I have no idea what I am :D English isn't my mother tongue. Neither I'm really a good German speaker, even after living now 5 years here. So far I managed with ancient Indian sign language and my middle finger :yum: Ok, English is no problem.

To get girls (one would be enough unless she's an Eastern German wrestler) I might need a parrot or two on my shoulder, wooden leg and an eye patch! How do you get to be a pirate, do I need a tattoo? Are there other pirate girls than you on the ship?? All the German pirate girls are working in submarines and I don't like to live my life in a tin can, you know. I guess you must be reserved but if you need someone walking the plank... :reacharou Yeah, that would be cool way to go! I'm soon getting my first pirate girl tattoo!

Somehow these smilies make my message look "dirty" :glare: Oh, behave you guys!

I'm not a real pirate, I just play one on FF.
Chose the name because I have a naval background, and I like to pirate things from other sites as well come to think of it. :whistling::yum:

The male nurse aide has a stud type thing in his nose and must keep it covered with a small band-aid, since he's refused to remove it.
Looks worse covered than uncovered, but that's just my opinion.

For English not being your mother tongue you speak it quite well in text.

There are no other pirate girls on the ship that I know of, but there are a lot of nice gals here.


Welcome to the forums Sisu.
 
i have no idea why guys pierce them self and why anybodymale or female wants to hang jewelery in their face. nothing ruins a pretty woman more than a chunk of metal in their face
 
I'm not a real pirate, I just play one on FF.
Chose the name because I have a naval background, and I like to pirate things from other sites as well come to think of it. :whistling::yum:
OH NOOOOOO!!! :ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::ohmy:
I just came from an operation, I now have a wooden leg, glass eye and hook replacing my right arm! I spent $5000,- on nice green parrot that knows all the curse words and calls me Captain Sisu, $4000,- for the biggest anchor tattoo you've ever seen and $5,- in nose piercing! I was soooo ready for the pirate ship :ermm:

Well I guess I can still work at a hospital :biggrin:

:Germany:
But thanks for the welcomes! :brows: If I ever have to walk the plank on a pirate ship, I'd like to do it with you :shifty::flowers: :whip:
 
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there are some really hot guys on here! LOL that actually sound intelligent - too many GA boys only fit 1/2 that criteria - they look great til they open their mouths to speak.
 
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