Oh, thank You very much Pirate Girl

You're the first real pirate I know! Aye, aye, Captain!
I was just thinking about the male nurse aide - and what he's using to cover his nose all the times? Guess that depends of the size of his nose, but could be anything from red "clown nose ball" to ship anchor (that must be hard for the knees). If he's driving the young female aides wild I have to start thinking how I can get into the hospital, worst case as a patient. I'm sure my ship anchor is bigger than his
What I am... I was born in Switzerland, lived my younghood in Finland but have a British passport, I have no idea what I am

English isn't my mother tongue. Neither I'm really a good German speaker, even after living now 5 years here. So far I managed with ancient Indian sign language and my middle finger

Ok, English is no problem.
To get girls (one would be enough unless she's an Eastern German wrestler) I might need a parrot or two on my shoulder, wooden leg and an eye patch! How do you get to be a pirate, do I need a tattoo? Are there other pirate girls than you on the ship?? All the German pirate girls are working in submarines and I don't like to live my life in a tin can, you know. I guess you must be reserved but if you need someone walking the plank...

Yeah, that would be cool way to go! I'm soon getting my first pirate girl tattoo!
Somehow these smilies make my message look "dirty"

Oh, behave you guys!