Have you ever....

[CityGirl]

osculated?

Are you good at it? When was the last time you did it?

 

[jpr62902]

Yup.

 

[Erik]

Every day - and I used to have a reputation as being pretty good at it, especially when also associated with informal light massage...

 

[CityGirl]

Every day - and I used to have a reputation as being pretty good at it, especially when also associated with informal light massage...

"used to"?

 

[Cowboyjg]

With perfection.

 

[Spiffy1]

"used to"?

After marriage he decided to skip the appetizers and proceed directly to a short but fulfilling main course immediately followed by a nap.

 

[The Tourist]

After marriage he decided to skip the appetizers and proceed directly to a short but fulfilling main course immediately followed by a nap.

And then many of them get up and go home to their wives.

 

[pirate_girl]

Yes, yes and not that long ago.

 

[Spiffy1]

Yes, yes and not that long ago.

I didn't know Bobcat was on that end of the country recently.

 

[CityGirl]

After marriage he decided to skip the appetizers and proceed directly to a short but fulfilling main course immediately followed by a nap.

And then many of them get up and go home to their wives.

 

[Spiffy1]

And then many of them get up and go home to their wives.

I've heard it's cheaper that way.

But I'm old school, I'll just stick with my wife for dinner - with or without appetizers or dessert!

 

[pirate_girl]

I didn't know Bobcat was on that end of the country recently.

in my dreams... *sigh*

 

[CityGirl]

Why, Bob, you sly osculator, you!

 

[Big Dog]

Sounds like a device for women .................

 

[Erik]

"used to"?

when I was in circulation, I had a rep. Now that I'm not in circulation, I don't. (although I have a current reliable reference source that I still osculate well, among other things...)

 

[TOMLESCOEQUIP]

osculated?

Are you good at it? When was the last time you did it?

Osculated, fornicated, copulated, procrastinated, cohabitated, & lastly, procreated.

 

[CityGirl]

Osculated, fornicated, copulated, procrastinated, cohabitated, & lastly, procreated.

You've definitely been "ated"

 

[TOMLESCOEQUIP]

You've definitely been "ated"

That is currently being debated.................since most of the above can be overated..............

 

[CityGirl]

Well , just be sure to be satiated.

 

[darroll]

Never kiss and tell.

 

[American Woman]

I live in a house with Redneck and two sons just like him......I'm unindated constantly with their osculat'in

 

[rlk]

Osculated, fornicated, copulated, procrastinated, cohabitated, & lastly, procreated.

If I did all that, I would certainly be constipated.

 

[TOMLESCOEQUIP]

If I did all that, I would certainly be constipated.

Don't be inundated...........S#+t happens !

 

[CityGirl]

If I did all that, I would certainly be constipated.

or most certainly someone will end up impregnated.

 

[FlutterbyeKisses]

Hahaha
How did this all turn into a "let's see how many words ending with ated we can use that almost make sense"
Heehee
I already love you guys!!!

 

[Ice Queen]

He was a bit belated when he osculated and didn't get mated, 'cos she hated it!!

 

[Trakternut]

...So he went home and mastur....................ated!

 

[BamsBBQ]

nope not for about a month... mrs bam in WI..

 

[Spiffy1]

nope not for about a month... mrs bam in WI..

now would that be in reply to the original post or the transformation posted by Trakternut? And just when I figured this thread was outdated !

 

[jpr62902]

Tnutz posted that which no one discusses. I can't believe he stated it!