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Kwanzaa Cake

Deadly Sushi

Deadly Sushi

The One, The Only, Sushi
You know... the Food Network has many good shows that star great people like Alton Brown, Bobby Flay and Paula Dean. Then... there are ass-clowns like RR. The other Irritating person is Sandra Lee with her show Semi-Homemade. What she makes looks horrible. As an example I found her Kwanzaa Cake. :blink::mrgreen: Nothing says Kwanzaa like apple pie filling.... and CORN NUTS!!!!! :yuk:


Kwanzaa Celebration Cake Recipe courtesy "Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Desserts", Miramax Books, 2003. Show: Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra LeeEpisode: Holiday Show
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1 (10 to 12-ounce) purchased angel food cake
1 container (16 ounce) vanilla frosting
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 (21-ounce) container apple filling or topping
1 (1.7-ounce) package corn nuts
1/2 cup pumpkin seeds, toasted
1/2 cup popped popcorn Special Equipment:
Kwanzaa candles
Using a serrated knife, cut cake horizontally into 2 layers. Place bottom cake layer, cut side up, on a serving platter. Mix frosting, cocoa powder, vanilla, and cinnamon in large bowl until combined. Spread about 1/4 of the frosting over top of cake layer on platter. Top with second cake layer, cut side down. Spread remaining frosting evenly over top and sides of cake to coat completely. Spoon apple pie filling into hole in center of cake. Place candles atop cake. Sprinkle top of cake with some corn nuts, pumpkin seeds, and popcorn. Sprinkle remaining corn nuts and pumpkin seeds around base of cake.
 
You have GOT to be joking?!
Ok Sushi, I'm with you there.
What a disgusting cake with WEIRD ingredients....:blink:
 
My favourite cake is white with white frosting, or carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.
Dare I say Yummo? hehe
 
Bobcat said:
I like all the stuff RR makes. :thumb:


ok, I just said that to annoy DS. :rolleyes:
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I agree with Bobcat and for the same reason but I actually like Rachael. She's my fantasy woman. Sandra Lee you can keep and I'll let you keep Paula Dean too. :hammer:
 
American Woman said:
Never mind....I'll take a chocolate cake...with lots of chocolate frosting:mrgreen:
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did I remember to mention the stop at Ghiradelli square yesterday?
they were having a sale on chocolate, too...
and a new flavor- PB filled milk chocolate squares. I picked up a year's supply - unless I decide to share with the wife when I get home, then it'll be maybe a day or 3...
 
Dont know about the shows, but the wifey makes this chocolate cake that I MUST have on my bday. punches holes in it, for the caramel and condensed sweet milk to get in, then covers it in whipped cream and Heath bar pieces...............
 
Well I just came across ANOTHER monstrosity of a cake. This chick Sandra Lee seems to excel in shit people dont care to eat! :yum:
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1 purchased angel food cake
10 large marshmallows
2 containers vanilla frosting
Blue food coloring
1/2 cup sweetened flaked coconut Special Equipment:
Pastry bag; large star tip, 3 paper umbrellas, jellied octopus candy, chocolate seashell candy
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Why doesnt she just give up and put a big bowl of refined sugar on the table with straws??? :yum::yuk::rolleyes:
 
Just reading that threw me into hyperglycemia.
I'd be willing to bet her stage kitchen was decked out in a theme as well, wasn't it?
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
NOT! lol
 
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